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Beaver and Butthead
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One-shot (Barely) Humorous Chaos Encounter
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These are two young broos of an age which corresponds to 14
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years in humans. They are an inseparable pair, despite not
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getting along with each other very well. They are obsessed with
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sex, like all broos, but not very experienced or daring (unlike
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most broos). Mention anything vaguely sexual around them, and
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they start laughing a peculiar "Heh-heh, heh-heh, heh-heh-
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heh-heh-heh," and saying things like "He said to GET OFF his
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horse, get it?"
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Their second favorite thing, after talking about sex, is
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watching other broos perform what passes for broo entertainment.
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Although they do not participate, lacking any skill in those
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areas, they freely comment upon the performances by saying, "This
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sucks," or "Cool."
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They are also pyromaniacs.
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Their low language skills are due to their feral origin.
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Beaver
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Malia initiate
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The offspring of a broo-beaver mating, Beaver has a generally
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beaveroid body, except for the hands, horns, and (barely) bipedal
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posture. He attacks by biting with his pronounced incisors and
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(3 SR later) slapping with his tail. However, he never fights
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unless forced into it, either by being cornered or by being
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coerced by a stronger broo. He carries a spear because stronger
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broos make him, but he will drop it and run if he can.
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STR 11 Move 4, Swim 3
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CON 14 Hit Points 15
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SIZ 16 Fatigue 25
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INT 9
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POW 8
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DEX 10
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APP 4
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Weapon SR A% Damage P% Pts
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Bite 7 40 1D8
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Tail Slap 10 35 1D4+1
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1H Spear 6 25 1D8+1+1D4 19 10
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Beaver delivers the tail slap either by turning or by swinging it
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up between his legs. Either way, if it hits, roll 1D10 for hit
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location.
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Skills: Swim 90%, Speak Chaosspeech 20, Firemaking 75%.
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Armor: 1 pt. fur on body, 3 point head.
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Spirit Magic (40%): Ignite.
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Disease: Carries Blotches and White Eye. If his bite does
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damage, he exposes his victim to both diseases.
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Possessions: fire-making equipment, including flint with focus
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for Ignite.
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Butthead
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Malia initiate
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Butthead has a unique chaotic feature, "Reversed Alimentary
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Canal, with Complications." The gods of chaos reversed the
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placement of his mouth parts and his hind end. He eats by
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sitting on his food, and his anus is where his mouth should be.
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Where broos normally have cheeks, he has buttocks, and vice
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versa. He attacks by spewing forth excrement in front of him or
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by casting spells. As a last resort, he can head butt, hoping to
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impale someone on his forward-pointing horns. Like Beaver, he is
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likely to run away from a fight. Like Beaver, he carries a spear
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for show.
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STR 9 Move 4
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CON 13 Hit Points 13
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SIZ 13 Fatigue 22
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INT 8
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POW 13
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DEX 10
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APP 2
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Weapon SR A% Damage P% Pts Notes
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Spray 3 * Special See below
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Head Butt 8 37 1D6 Can impale
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Spear 7 22 1D8 21 10
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*The spray of filth goes out 6 meters, and Butthead turns as he
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sprays, so as to get everyone in a 90 degree arc. The filth hits
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everyone in range in that arc. If Butthead successfully casts
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his Speedart, the spray does 3 points of damage to a random
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location. The foul stench subtracts 5% from all of a victim's
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skills until he or she bathes. The filth also exposes the person
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to The Blotches and Sniffles. Everyone hit should make a luck
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roll (POW x5) where failure indicates Something Worse. Roll a
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missile hit location to find out what the Something is. Head:
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temporarily blinded (1D6 melee rounds); arms: lose grip of
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anything held with that arm; chest or abdomen: anything carried
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on the body is befouled; legs: slip and fall.
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Skills: Speak Chaosspeech 20, Firemaking 75%.
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Armor: 3 point head, 1 point soft leather on body.
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Spirit Magic (65%): Disruption, Heal 1, Ignite, Speedart.
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Disease: Carries Blotches and Sniffles.
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Possessions: firemaking equipment (flint has focus for ignite).
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