50 lines
1.3 KiB
Plaintext
50 lines
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You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when...
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You wake up face down on the pavement.
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You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
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You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
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You see a '60 minutes' news team waiting in your office.
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You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and
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they aren't there.
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You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
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You wake up to discover your waterbed has broken, then remember you don't have
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a waterbed.
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Your car horn goes of accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of
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Hell's Angels down the motorway.
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Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
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Your boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat.
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You wake up and your braces are locked together.
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You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
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Your blind date turns out to be your ex wife.
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Your income tax cheque bounces.
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You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
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Your pet rock snaps at you.
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Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
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Author unknown........But troubled.
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