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= -----===> Skins & Studs <===----- =
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= Composed by Lord Flathead for =
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= The users of the....... =
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= Electronic Laser Fortress =
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Well, seems there is some confusion to what a "Skin" & a "Stud" are. I've
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been saying Skin & Stud ever since I was in 7th grade. Although it is a quite
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popular saying in all the schools I have gone too there is still some confusion
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as to the meanings of these terms. This file will define the true definition
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of a "Skin" and a "Stud" get ready............
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= STUDS =
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The word stud probably originates from a stud-fee on a horse. The guy is
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such a stud that the women pay for sex....?
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Now it is not used like that so much and it is excepted in public as not
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something dirty.
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This is what it is used for now and this is the definition of a STUD in
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Flathead's Dictionary (C).
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STUD (STUD) n. 1. A person who is cool contains a stud-like quality.
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Example: You are a stud. What a stud! (studly) adj.
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In simpler terms here are a few examples:
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A stud doesn't confuse the following letters with each other more than once a
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message. There are certain words which are excepted such as "lozer" and
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"wharez" as long as there is one "z" those are excepted.
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LETTER MISTAKEN WITH
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-------- ---------------
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"S" "Z"
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"C" "<" "("
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"KS" "X"
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"O" "0"
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WORD MISTAKEN WITH
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--------- ----------------
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"Wharez" "Wharezzzzz"
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"Cool" "/<uuuuuuul"
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"<00000000l"
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"(00000000l"
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"(ooooooool"
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"<ooooooool"
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"You" "u"
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"Your" "u'r"
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"Later" "l8er!"
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"Phone" "Fone!"
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"Fun" "Phun!"
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"Sucks" "Sux"
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If you dont do that on a regular basis you are on you are on your way to
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being a stud.
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A stud will post messages that are legible and that make sense.
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A stud posts valid accounts on a phreak board and only first hand information
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(I.E. found by you yourself) or state who found it when posting.
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A stud cuts down Black Dragon, or The Breaker!
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Now off of the computer in average life a stud does the following:
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Listen to Heavy Metal -- There are special exceptions (I.E. Laser Falcon,
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Sabre Wulf, etc)
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Have long hair. Again there are exceptions -- very few but they are there.
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Studs are not afraid to show their emotions and are usually emotional people.
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Studs have a heart.
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Studs dont pick on people unless they are an incredible skin.
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Studs play text adventures -- and solve them.
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Studs play the guitar, drums, or some other instrument that is used in bands
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of today.
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Studs have girl friends that they are serious about. One night stands are
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not considered studly.
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Studs have responsibilites.
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Studs dont work at McDonalds or some other fruity place.
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Studs drink Canada Dry, Root Beer, Coke or Martinellies Sparkling Cider, some
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studs drink beer, wine etc.
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Studs have a Sir Galaxy Robot.
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Studs watch David Letterman whenever possible.
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Studs don't dress up for school.
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Studs get C's or above in school. Although some studs get bad grades. This
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is a hard one to tell from.
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Studs watch sun-sets.
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Studs and there friends have close bonds with one another and each others
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families.
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Studs are talked about by girls till late night hours.
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Studs say "No Thank you" when a group asks them to join there <Super Elite>
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club.
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Studs lift weights.
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Studs walk to town and hang out. If your old enough to drive you can be a
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stud in your car too.
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Studs tell there girl friends they love them at least once a day.
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Studs love their moms.
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Are you getting the picture? Now for skins!
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= SKINS =
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Skin is someone who is dumb or stupid etc.. although it can be used in a
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joking manner and most often is. Or you can yell "Skin!" when you see
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something that is funny or just plain stupid such as Black Dragon, A kid with a
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flat top, etc.
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The Word "Skin" probably originated from me calling people with short hair a
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"Skinhead" skin became a shorter version that has nothing to do with short
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hair. Here is a definition from Flatheads Dictionary (C)
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SKIN (SKIN) N. 1. A skin is someone who does stupid things. Skinnish (adj)
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This is what a message from a skin looks like:
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#19 "new wharez!111!!!"
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By HAPPY HACKER
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Jul 19, 1985 14.24
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hey dudez!1 i got new wharezzz for u
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n they are /<uul!1!!@ here goez:
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s.am.m
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adventur
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business prg #1
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c-net 2.3
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hack'em 9.234134
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if u wana trade with me then leave e- mail oh yah, new codez.....
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0123948912834
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023840823123311
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34384737471
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93747717177171
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enjoy!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2!!@@!!!
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###################################31#
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4$$$$$$$$4$$$$$$$$$4$
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new <>_()( elite ><()** bbs.
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555-555-hack
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<>><><><><><><><><><>
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>< happy hacker!11!<>
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><<><><><><>><><><><><><
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That's a total skin message. Here are some things that skins do/are:
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Skins use Dragon in their name.
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Skins listen to Boy George, WHAM!, Prince etc..
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Skins think an auto-dialer is a car- phone.
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Skins leach sprint codes.
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Skins think they know everything when they have had their modem for under a
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month.
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Skins chat with the sysop and say What's up Tom, How have you been lately"
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(and the sysop can't rem- ember you!
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Skins say "I enjoyed the chat" on a pirate or phreak bbs. (That's strict- ly
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a Rick Fry or PMS Saying)
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Skins say their computer is better than someone elses because of the rad
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sound chip they have.
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Skins enjoyed the Mind's Eye.
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Skins post messages that say "I Have" when they really don't have.
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Skins have no feelings.
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Skins think they'll get a date off of a Dial-Your-Match.
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Skins call Rick Fry's board and try to log-on under an alias.
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Skins hit return 300 times when they are through with a message on a C-net.
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Skins are offended by a text file.
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Skins try to live their lives according to files like this one.
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Skins try to guess the sysops pass.
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Skins type "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!"
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Skins user more than 3 "!!!" after one sentence.
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Skins kiss sysop's asses.
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Skins are mean to small children.
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Skins are perverts and vulgar in front of a lady.
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Skins don't open doors or pull out chairs for girls either.
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Skins go to bed at 9:30.
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Skins use the word "Elite" 40 million times when discussing things that
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aren't so "Elite"
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Skins don't capitalize anything especially there handle.
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Skins leave 3 lines of text-graphics after every message.
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Skins have 500 line stories on their boards that you are not able to skip.
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Skins type in all uppercase or all lower.
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Skins like cheap sex.
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Skins say that MTV is bad for youth.
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Skins use their original term program.
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Skins ask for donations when their board is run off of one drive.
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Skins dont like animals.
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Skins are afraid to use sprint codes.
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Skins try to sell software they have written in basic (CBS UGH!)
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Skins post invalid accounts on phreak boards.
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Skins leach software off of pirate boards and don't upload.
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Skins think I'm with the FBI.
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Skins rag on sysops.
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If your still don't know what a skin is you are a skin.
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