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Read: real losers
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^*^ REAL LOSERS GUIDE VOL.1 ^*^
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COMPILED BY : THE ENFORCER
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^*^ WEST SIDE PIRATES ^*^
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^*^ MICRO-TECH(818)369-5873 ^*^
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This file was written for 'REAL LOSERS' to recognize their faults,
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and get out of our lives!!
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[ LOSERS' COMPUTER SYSTEMS ]
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REAL LOSERS with C-64's think they are better than Apple because
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"you get 64k for less money!!"
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REAL LOSERS get ALL their Hardware for Christmas.
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REAL LOSERS don't know why the letters on the keyboard aren't in
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alphabetical order!
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[ LOSERS ON BBS'S ]
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REAL LOSERS think getting mail is a "thrill" and post countless
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bulletins beggin people to send it.
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REAL LOSERS scribble down every number they see posted,and when
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ALL the boards are busy,they'll call Dial-Your-Match
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just to "get on-line!"
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REAL LOSERS don't use lower case.
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REAL LOSERS never post anything more than "post!post!post!" "call this
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K-K00L BBS!" or "This board looks great so let's post and
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advertise!"
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-> the same loser <-
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........wonders why he doesn't get higher access,for
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posting so many messages!
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-> the same loser <-
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........posts "tell 'em I sent ya!",because that's
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the only way they can get their access raised..
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[ LOSERS ON AE'S ]
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REAL LOSERS upload "Choplifter" and think they're "K-K00L" for
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doing it.
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REAL LOSERS call Ae's with their C-64's
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-> the same loser <-
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........is looking for C-64 Ae Lines!
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[ MORE LOSERS ]
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REAL LOSERS have Ultra-High voices
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REAL LOSERS think this or that music "rules"
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REAL LOSERS watch Wally George everyday,and want him to be
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president.
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REAL LOSERS thought the TV Show "Whiz Kids" was realistic.
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REAL LOSERS watch porno movies because they can't get the
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real thing!
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REAL LOSERS read Family Computing Magazine and type in all
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those "neato" Basic Programs!
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[ LOSERS AS SYSOPS ]
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REAL LOSERS run C-64 Boards with a tape drive,with the following:
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disk drive coming soon!(for my b-day)
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Email coming Soon!
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Msg Bases Coming Soon!
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Passwords coming Soon!
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BBS Program Coming Soon! "it's gonna be K-K00L,eh?"
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REAL LOSER SYSOPS think they can run a BBS on their home "fone line"
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REAL LOSER SYSOPS put their boards up "24 hrs!" but,after a
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few minutes with no calls,will call other
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boards,and advertise their "boards", when
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no one can call,because they are always
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calling other boards advertising to call
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"their board!"
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REAL LOSER SYSOPS run 1 drive BBS/AE's
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REAL LOSER SYSOPS won't voice verify everyone because "it's NOT Local!"
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REAL LOSER SYSOPS give out "Co-Sysop" titles to a person they "think
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is K-K00L,while he has never met the "Co-Sysop"
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,nor is the "Co-Sysop" in any way responsible for
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when the board went up,nor does a "Co-Sysop" do
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anything for the board but brag about his title,
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and say "we" when refering to what the sysop
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is going to do..(i.e. "we're gonna give U all
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higher access!" )
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The Sysop will say before he gets the "Co-Sysop"
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-->"o.k. leave me feedback cuz i'm going to
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pick someone for co-sysop!!"
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-> well,that's about it...for this installment.. Look soon for "Real Losers
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Vol.2" soon,in which I will have complied a bunch of "REAL" posts
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and quotes from....REAL LOSERS!!
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^*^ REAL LOSERS VOL.1 ^*^
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COMPILED BY: THE ENFORCER
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^*^ WEST SIDE PIRATES ^*^
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NO COPYRIGHT!
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DISTRIBUTE AT WILL!
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WRITTEN ON JULY 2,1985 TIME IS NOW: 1:29:05 AM
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->MICRO-TECH(818)369-5873
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