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<=> THE REAL GUIDE TO HEADBANGERS <=>
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1. TRUE HEADBANGERS READ VOLUME ONE OF THE GUIDE TO TRUE HEADBANGERS.
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2. TRUE HEADBANGERS WATCHED ALL THE FRIDAY THE 13TH FILMS...AND LAUGHED
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3. TRUE HEADBANGERS REALIZE THAT VAN HALEN IS NOT HEAVY METAL.
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4. TRUE HEADBANGERS DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD "SEDATE"
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5. TRUE HEADBANGERS KNOW WHY NEVER WIN A GRAMMY (ALTHOUGH THEY SHOULD).
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6. TRUE HEADBANGERS DON'T POST HEAVY METAL RULES EVERYTIME THEY POST A MESSAGE
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(CAUSE WE ALL KNOW METAL RULES TO BEGIN WITH)
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7. TRUE HEADBANGERS WONDER WHY MOTLEY CRUE ARE SUCH POSERS.
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8. TRUE HEADBANGERS DO NOT USE WORDS LIKE "K-K00L","L8ER0N","WAREZ","D00DZ"
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9. TRUE HEADBANGERS DO NOT GO TO BED AT 8:00 P.M. JUST CAUSE OF SCHOOL THE
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NEXT MORNING.
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10. TRUE HEADBANGERS DO NOT WEAR CAMOFLOUGED CLOTHES, AS IT MAKES THEM LOOK
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LIKE TOTAL ASSHOLES.
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102
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