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In a small Alabama town, almost everybody was excited about
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the wedding that was comming up, but at the last moment, the groom
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called off the wedding. A puzzled drifter wanted to know why.
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PD: "Why did you call off the wedding so suddenly?"
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Former groom: "I just found out last night that she's a
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virgin!"
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Even more PD: "But why is that so bad?"
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FG father, leaping to his son's defense: "Hell, if she's not
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good enough for her own kin, she ain't good enough for my son!"
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