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Superman had a day off, and wanted to go to the beach. He flew over to
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the bat cave to see Batman. "Hey Batman", he says, "I've got today off.
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Let's go to the beach and check out some chicks." Batman says "Sorry
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Superman, I have to fix the Batmobile today, maybe some other time."
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Superman says, "That's ok, I'll go see if Spiderman wants to go. See you
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later." Then Superman flies over to Spidermans house. "Hey Spiderman",
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he says, "Let's go to the beach and check out some chicks. I've got the
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day off." Spiderman says, "I'd really like to go, but i have to fix my
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web today. Thanks anyways." "Oh, well", Superman says, "I guess i'll
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just go by myself." So Superman flies down to the beach. "I'd sure
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like to see some chicks today" he says to himself. He flies around for a
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while, and then he sees Wonder Woman laying naked on a rock. "Wow" he
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says. "I bet if i flew down there really fast, i could pork her, and
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she wouldn't know what hit her." So Superman flies down there, porks her
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and gets away really fast. Wonder Woman says "What was that?". Then
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the Invisible Man rolls off of her and says "I don't know, but it sure
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was painful."
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