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Subject: talk about a strip tease....
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An old widow and widower get married. It is their wedding night
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and they are nervous. Cautiously they begin to undress in front
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of each other. In the process the old woman removes her false
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teeth and puts them in a glass. She removes her prosthetic
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leg and leans it against the wall. She looks up at her new
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groom and smiles nervously, and he is intently watching. She
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continues. She removes her bra which contains false inserts
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to hide her previous mastectomy; she removes a glass eye
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and gingerly places it in a special box on the nightstand.
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Again she shyly smiles at her aged spouse, and he continues
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to stare in an interested manner. As she takes off her wig
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she realizes that he is not making much progress in getting
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undressed.
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She asks him "What are you waiting for?" and he
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quickly replies "You know what I want. Take it off and throw
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it over here!"
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