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1.3 KiB
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43 lines
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Subject: NEW Religion!!!
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New! Improved!
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RELIGION
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50% MORE GODS
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Featuring: Extra strength pestilence
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Plague of frogs
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Deluges
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Join now, and we will send you a second god for FREE!!!
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A CAST of MILLIONS
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Starring God
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Lucifer
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Angels
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Demons
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Co-starring
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The Pope
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Cardinals
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Priests
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And introducing
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NUNS
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At this same time, you can also sign up for the _commandment_of_the_month_
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_club_. Every month, we will send you one commandment. Inspect it at your
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*leisure* in the *privacy* of your own home. If you wish to observe the
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commandment, just send us homage to your god. Should you decide not to
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observe the commandment, just return it back to us; you owe us nothing, no
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obligations to buy.
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Complete the pentagram drawing on your application form, and we will mail
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you your own personalised mini copy of suitable-for-framing commandmants.
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As a special offer available only to the first six hundred and sixty-six
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applicants, we will include, at _*no extra charge*_ to you, banishment
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incantations; be the FIRST on your block to exorcise the neighborhood.
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DON'T DELAY
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JOIN NOW!!!
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