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PRANKSTERS
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The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals -- a carpenter, an
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electrician and a dentist -- were deciding what pranks to play on the
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couple on their wedding night.
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The carpenter figured that sawing the slats of their bed would give them
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a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to wire the bed -- with
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alternating current, of course. The dentist wouldn't commit himself,
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but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.
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The nuptials went as planned. A few days later, each of the groomsmen
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received the following note:
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"Dear Friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric
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shock was only a minor setback. But I swear to God almighty, I'm going
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to kill whoever put novacaine in the K-Y Jelly!"
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