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28 lines
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THE PLAN
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In the beginning was the plan
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and then came the assumptions
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and the assumptions were without form
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and the plan was without substance
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and darkness was on the face of the workers
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and they spoke amongst themselves, saying
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"it is a crock of shit, and it stinketh"
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and the workers went unto their supervisors and sayeth
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"it is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof"
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and the supervisors went unto their managers,and sayeth unto them
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"it is a container of excrement and it is very strong,
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such that none may abide it"
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and the managers, went unto their directors and sayeth
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"it is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide by its strength"
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and the directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another
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"it contains that which aids plant growth, and is very strong"
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and the directors went unto the vice presidents and sayth unto them
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"it promotes growth and is very powerful"
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and the vice presidents went unto the president and sayeth unto him
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"this new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of
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the company, and all these areas in particular"
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and the president looked upon the plan,
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and saw that it was good, and the plan became policy.
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"THIS IS HOW SHIT HAPPENS !"
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