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Subject: A Paratrooper's First Jump
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(I heard this from my stepson, who says that it was running rampant
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in the barracks while he was in the Army...)
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A young man joined the Army and signed up with the para-
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troopers. He went though the standard training, completed
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the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and
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finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The
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next day, he called home to his father to tell him the news.
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"So, did you jump?" the father asked.
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"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the
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plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for
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volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out
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of the plane!"
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"Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.
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"Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other
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men one at a time and throw them out the door."
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"Did you jump then?" asked the father.
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"I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was
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the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I
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was too scared to jump. He told be to get off the plane or
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he'd kick my butt."
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"So, did you jump?"
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"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grab-
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bed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over
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the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about
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six-foot five, and 250 pounds. He said to me, ``Boy, are you
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gonna jump or not?'' I said, ``No, sir. I'm too scared.'' So
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the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took his penis out.
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I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big around as a
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baseball bat! He said, ``Boy, either you jump out that door, or
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I'm sticking this little baby up your ass.''"
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"So, did you jump?" asked the father.
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"Well, a little, at first."
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