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A great new software announcement!!! This memo is to announce
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the development of a new software system.
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We are currently building a data center that will contain all firm
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data that is Year 2000 compliant. The program is referred to as the
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"Millennia Year Application Software System" (MYASS).
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Next Monday at 9:00 there will be a meeting in which I will show
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MYASS to everyone. We will continue to hold demonstrations
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throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity
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to get a good look at MYASS.
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As for the status of the implementation of the program, I have not
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addressed the networking aspects so currently only one person at a
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time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after MYASS
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expands.
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Several people are using the program already and have come to depend
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on it. Just this morning I walked into a subordinate's office and
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was not surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYASS.
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I've noticed that some of the less technical personnel are somewhat
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afraid of MYASS.
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Just last week, when asked to enter some information into the
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program, I had a secretary say to me "I'm a little nervous, I've
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never put anything in MYASS before." I volunteered to help her
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through her first time and when we were through she admitted that it
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was relatively painless and she was actually looking forward to doing
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it again. She went so far as to say that after using SAP and Oracle,
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she was ready to kiss MYASS.
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I know there are concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS
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upon initial installation, but I am pleased to say the virus has
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been eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. In the future, however,
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protection will be required prior to entering MYASS.
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We planned this database to encompass all information associated with
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the business. So as you begin using the program, feel free to put
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anything you want into MYASS. As MYASS grows larger, we envision a
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time when it will be commonplace to walk by an office and see a
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manager hand a paper to an employee and say "Here, stick this in
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MYASS."
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This program has already demonstrated great benefit to the company
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during recent OSHA and EPA audits. After requesting certain
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historical data the agency representatives were amazed at how quickly
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we provided the information. When asked how the numbers could be
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retrieved so rapidly our Environmental Manager proudly stated
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"Simple, I just pulled them out of MYASS."
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