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This guy gets a raise, so he decides to but a new sight for his gun.
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Well, anyway, the salesman at the store is throwing his pitch, and he
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brags, "If you'll look through this sight, I'll bet that you can see my
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house in perfect detail, even though it's the whole way at the top of the
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hill."
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So the guy looks through the sight, and says, "Yep, you're right... wait
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a minute... I can see some lady and a guy running around with no clothes
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on, too..."
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Shocked, the salesman snatches the sight back, and looks through it.
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Sure enough, he sees the same thing. Infuriated, the salesman hands the
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guy a gun and two bullets, and says, "If you'll blow my cheatin' wife's
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head off, and that guy's dick off, you can have the sight for free."
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The guy looks throught the sight again. "You know, I think I can do that
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with only 1 bullet..."
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God finally decided to take Satan to court, to settle their differences
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once and for all.
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Upon hearing this, Satan laughed, and said, "Where do you think you're
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going to find a lawyer?"
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From: tegrara@prism.gatech.edu (ramasamy alagirussmy)
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Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
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Subject: Phases of education
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Date: 5 Apr 90 10:30:08 GMT
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The dean of Engineering had once walked into a class, and said
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"Good Morning." The whole class chorused "Good Morning".
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"Hi, you are freshmen aren't you?" he asked.
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One student bolder than the others asked him how he knew.
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"Well," he said. "When I say 'Good Morning' to a class, if they are
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freshmen they say 'Good Morning' too. If they are sophomores, they
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quietly fold their papers away, and look at me. A class of Juniors
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will look at me over the top of their papers, and then get back to
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them. A class of Seniors will ignore my greeting, and keep reading
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the papers. When I say 'Good Morning' to a class of graduate students,
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they write it down.
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