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THE FOLLOWING ARE ACTUAL STATEMENTS FOUND ON INSURANCE FORMS WHERE CAR DRIVERS
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ATTEMPTED TO SUMMARIZE THE DETAILS OF AN ACCIDENT IN THE FEWEST WORDS POSSIBLE.
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Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't
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have.
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The other car collided with mine without giving warning of it's intentions.
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I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head
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through it.
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I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
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A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
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A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
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The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit
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him.
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I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and
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headed over the embankment.
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In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
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I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached
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an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the
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other car.
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I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an
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accident.
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I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint
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gave way causing me to have an accident.
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As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no
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stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the
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accident.
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To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
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My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
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An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
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I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, found that I
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had fractured my skull.
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I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road
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when I struck him.
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The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
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I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my
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car.
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The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big
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mouth.
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I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by
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some stray cows.
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The telephone pole was approaching, I was attempting to swerve out of it's way
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when it struck the front end.
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