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NEVER TRUST AN INDIAN
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Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of the American
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Indians. After a tour of the reservation, she noticed there was a difference
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in the number of feathers in each brave's headdress.
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She asked a brave who had only one feather about this. His reply was, "Me
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have one squaw; me have one feather." She asked another brave, thinking the
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that first was joking. This brave had four feathers in his headdress. He
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replied, "Ugh". Me have four feathers because me sleep with four squaws."
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Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers which, needless to say, amused
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Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers?"
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The Chief replied proudly, pounding his chest, "Me Chief, fuck 'em all; big,
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small, fat, tall -- me fuck 'em all."
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Horrified Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."
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The Chief replied, "You damned right me hung ... big like buffalo, long like
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snake."
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Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile."
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The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style. Me fuck
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'em all."
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With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh, dear."
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The Chief said, "No deer. No fuck deer. Asshole too high and fuckers run
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too fast. No fuck deer."
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