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26 lines
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Subject: Wisdom of the Gods
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A man walks along a lonely beach.
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Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG !
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He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks.
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Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG !
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So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches,
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he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.
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The deep voice says: OPEN !
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Ok, the man thinks, lets open the thing. He finds a rock with which to
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destroy the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of
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gold coins.
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The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO !
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Well the casino is only a few miles away , so the man takes the chest
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and walks to the casino.
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The deep voice says: ROULETTE !
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So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to
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one of the tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief.
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The deep voice says: 27 !
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He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts.
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Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.
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......
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The ball stays at the 26.
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The deep voice says: SHIT !
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