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This guy has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the
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doorbell rings. The guy answers it and a kid standing there says
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"Hi, I'm Freddy.
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I'm here to pick up Betty.
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We're gonna go eat spaghetti.
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Is she ready?"
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The man, mildly amused calls down his daughter and the two leave.
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A few minutes later the doorbell rings again and he answers. A kid
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standing there says
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"Hi, I'm Jim.
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I'm here to see Kim.
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We're gonna go for a swim.
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Can I come in?"
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The guy, now perplexed, says "Yes." and the two take off.
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A few minutes later the doorbell rings and again the father answers. A
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kid standing there says
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"Hi, I'm Joe.
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I'm here to pick up Flo.
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We're gonna go to the show.
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Can she go?"
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The man, now kind of annoyed says "Yes." the two depart.
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Sure enough, a few minutes later the door rings and the father answers.
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A kid standing there says
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"Hi, I'm Chuck.."
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The father shot him.
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