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The entire universe is based upon the idea of The Magic Triangle: Ferret
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Velocity, Genital Security, and Power Cube. The spinning of The Magic Triangle
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is accomplished by the forces of Nerd Disco and Bonus Points. The products of
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The Magic Triangle are Gravity, Light Beer, and Christie Brinkley.
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When you sit down and REALLY think about it, the answer IS b00g.
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You won't be disappointed, but you might vomit.
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- The Oxygen People.
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"How bout' them `taters, Wallace?"
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Truck driver divorce/ It's verry sad../ Steel Guitars / usually weep all over
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it/ Those bold and intelligent masters of the road with their secret language/
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and their giant, oversized, mechanical, trans-continental HOBBY HOOOOORSE!
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- Frank Zappa "Truck Driver Divorce"
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Remember, escape is only a sledgehammer away!
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TERROR FERRET LIVES!
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:yad eht fo g00b
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The only way to solve world problems is with a chessboard.
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"Let's perform Minor Surgery on Woodchucks and pass out on an Oakland Street
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Corner!" - Zippy The Pinhead
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The Wonder-Lobotomy: All those childhood memories, magically wiped away!
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The day after tommorow is the third day of the rest of your life.
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- Ron S. VanZuylen
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Did YOU know that freshman are IGNITABLE?
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That is B00g. B00g is the way. b00g is also the way, but the only way is with
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a wristwatch.
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Fine, go ahead, throw it back in my face. Remember, I feel HAPPY!
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"Rover, HEEL! HEEL! PUT DOWN THE CHAINSAW QUIETLY, ROVER!"
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Mastication in Heaven: Not a pretty sight.
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Consider this: The same dude who can't put together an erector set can
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legally own a gun.... Hmm....
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"Gawd-darn it! I can't seem to git the ol' PC a-booting terday."
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This bulletin board is scratch and sniff.. Smell the faucet... Smells just
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like electrons.
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Terror Ferret says: "What the hell is it with these late-night pagers? They
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only bother me, and YOU don't give a shit, Jason."
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Call your own number and ask for yourself.
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Make believe that this board is in 3-D....
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"Lucky" is a homosexual lephrecan!
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There is no b00g of the day.. Just kidding.
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Hey, is that your face or is my monitor go too much dust on it?
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Calling Doctor Clit into the stale night... Doc Clit.. Where are you?
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Ameoba Porn...
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It's time to ... WASH AWAY THOSE TROUBLES WITH SOME CHEAP COCAINE AND SNORT,
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SNIFF, GAG!
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Phhhhfffftt.
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I don't like Frank Sinatra
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OR HIS CHILDREN.
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Q:What did the Gerbils say when the Homosexual walked into the pet store?
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A:"Arf Arf, Bow wow"
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Chicken Noodles from Hell.
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Diane Sawyer-What a Concept.
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B00f from the heart.
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