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34 lines
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The Boss
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When the body was first made, all parts wanted to be boss.
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The brain said, "Since I control everything and do all the
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thinking I should be the boss".
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The feet said, "Since I carry man where he wants to be and get
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him in position to do what the brain wants, I should be boss.
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The hands said, "Since I do all the work and earn all the money
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to keep the rest of you going, I should be the boss."
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The eyes said, "Since I must look out for all of you and tell
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you where danger lurks, I should be boss".
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An so it went, the heart, the ears, the lungs, and finally the
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asshole spoke up and demanded that he be made boss. All of the
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other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of an asshole being
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the boss. The asshole was so angered that he blocked himself
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off and refused to function. Soon the brain was feverish, the
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eyes crossed and ached, the feet were too weak to walk, the
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hands hung limply at the sides, the lungs and heart struggled
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to keep going. All pleaded with the brain to relent and let the
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asshole be boss.
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And so it happened. All the other parts did the work and the
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asshole just bossed and passed out a lot of shit.
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The Moral: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A BRAIN TO BE BOSS.
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JUST AN ASSHOLE.
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