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Bill Clinton's Medical Dictionary
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Artery - The study of a painting
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Bacteria - The back door of a cafeteria
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Barium - What doctors do when patients die
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Bowel - A letter like A,E,I,O, or U
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Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
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Cat Scan - Searching for kitty
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Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
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Colic - A sheep dog
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D & C - Where Washington is
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Dilate - To live long
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Enema - Not a friend
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Fester - Quicker
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Genital - Not a Jew
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GI Series - Soldier ball game
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Hang nail - Coat hook
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Impotent - Distinguished; well known
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Labor pain - getting hurt at work
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Medical staff - A doctor's cane
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Morbid - A higher offer
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Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates
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Node - Was aware
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Outpatient - A person who fainted
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Pap smear - A fatherhood test
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Pelvis - A cousin to Elvis
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Postoperative - Conceited
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Recovery room - A place to do upholstery
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Rectum - Dang near killed'em
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Seizure - Roman emperor
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Tablet - A small table
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Terminal illness - Getting sick at the airport
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Tumor - More than one
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Urine - Opposite of "You're out"
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Varicose - Nearby
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Vein - Conceited
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