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25 lines
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You Know It's Going to Be
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A Bad Day When:
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1. You wake up face down on the pavement.
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2. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
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3. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
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4. You see a "60 Minutes News Team" waiting in your office.
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5. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the
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candles.
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6 Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her
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own business.
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7. You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the
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part, and there aren't any.
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8. You turn on the news and they're displaying emergency
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routes out of your city.
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9. The woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look
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like your wife.
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10. Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
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11. You woke up to discover that your waterbed broke and
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then you realize that you didn't have a waterbed.
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12. Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as
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you follow a group of Hells Angles on the freeway.
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13. Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a
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headache.
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