103 lines
2.2 KiB
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103 lines
2.2 KiB
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A man with no arms and legs in a hole
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Dug
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A man with no arms and legs under a car
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Jack
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A man with no arms and legs in the garden
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Pete
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A man with no arms and legs in the water
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Bob
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2 men with no arms and legs on the window
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Curt n rod
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Another man with no arms and legs in a hole
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Phil
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what do you call a man on the beach if he has no arms and no legs?
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sandy
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what if it's a woman in the ocean?
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sandy duncan.
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What do you call a heart patient with no arms or legs in a pool.
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Bob Newheart.
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RE: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?
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How about DICK instead? :)
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a guy with no arms and no legs with a sea gull on his head:
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Cliff
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a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean...
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BOB
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a guy with no arms and no legs in Idaho?
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Spud!
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs halfway down Tina Turner's throat?
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Mike.
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What do you call the same guy halfway down Linda Lovelace's throat?
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Dick. *Ducks copies of "Deep Throat" being thrown*
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
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Russell.
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What do you call the same guy in a pond?
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Skip.
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What do you call a guy in your mailbox with no arms and no legs?
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Bill HA! *groan*
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What do you call A man w/no arms & legs upside down in the endzone?
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Spike
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a man with no arms or legs in a bathroom...
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John
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What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs on a bar-b-q grill?
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Frank
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What do yu call his girlfriend?
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Patty
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What do you call a chic w/ only one leg?
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Ilene
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What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs hanging on your wall?
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Art
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What do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs on your doorstep?
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Matt
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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a fireplace?
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Bernie
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And an hour later?
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Ashley
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What do you call a man with a wooden head ?
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Edward.
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What do you call a man with three wooden heads ?
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Edward Woodward.
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What do you call a dog with no legs...
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...doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyways.
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What do you call a dog with short legs and brass balls??
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Sparky!!
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What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
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Take him for a drag.
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What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards????
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A receding hair line !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What do you call a bunch of cattle masturbating...
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...beef stroganoff.
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