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THE TOP TEN WAYS A COMPUTER GUY CAN IMPRESS HIS DATE
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10. Flash the big wads of tens and twenties you created with your
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color laser printer and top-notch graphics program.
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9. Spend an evening playing floppy disks backward, listening for the
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secret messages about Satan.
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8. Invite her back to your place to show her the etchings on your
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Newton MessagePad.
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7. Let the lady go first when you reach the virtual reality escalator.
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6. Serenade her with your MIDI-compatible drum pads.
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5. Have your dinner illuminated by the soft glow of an active-matrix
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LCD panel.
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4. If you're getting serious, consider a set of "his 'n' her" system
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unit keys.
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3. Drive her crazy by murmuring tender love words with the help of a
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French-speaking voice synthesizer.
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2. Never type on your date's laptop computer without permission,
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particularly if the system is on her lap.
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AND THE #1 WAY A COMPUTER GUY CAN IMPRESS HIS DATE:
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1. When things get tough, simply ask yourself, "What would Bill Gates
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do in a situation like this?
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(remember, this is a complete list, compiled by another person, not an
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add-to-it-yourself list like in Top Ten>)
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