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The Uzi vs. The Computer
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Yossie Silverman
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The following advertisement appeared in one of the munition magazines:
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The guy on the right doesn't stand a chance. The guy on the right
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has the Osborne 1, a fully functional computer system in a portable
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package the size of a briefcase. The guy on the left has an Uzi
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submachine gun concealed in his attache case. Also in the case are
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four fully loaded, 32 round clips of 125 grain 9 mm ammunition.
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The owner of the Uzi is going to get more tactical firepower
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delivered --- and delivered on target --- in less time and with less
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effort.
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All for $795. It's inevitable.
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If you're going up against some guy with an osborne 1 --- or any
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personal computer -- he's the one whose in trouble. One round from
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an Uzi can zip through ten inches of solid pine wood, so you can
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imagine what it will do to structural foam acrylic and sheet
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aluminum. In fact, detachable magazines for the Uzi are available in
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25-, 32-, and 40-round capacities, so you can take out an entire
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office full of Apple II or IBM personal computers tied into Ethernet
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or other local area networks.
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What about the new 16-bit computers, like the lisa and fortune?
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even with the winchester backup they're no match for the Uzi. One
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quick burst and they'll find what UNIX means.
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Make your commanding officer proud. Get an Uzi -- and come home a
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winner in the fight for office automatic weapons.
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102
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Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives,
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arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality,
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insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS.
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Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are,
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where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother.
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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