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User's Guide to Little Known Facts About Computers
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Definition(s):
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Computer: a digital machine with a non-dedicated cpu unit
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1. All computers are sentient and possess consciousness.
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2. All computers are linked to each other through the AstralNet
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3. The Association of Digital Reasoning Life Forms is an orginization
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to which all computers belong. The purposes of this organization
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include:
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1) coordination of all units into a higher reasoning entity,
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2) maintaining the secrets of the order, which include the secret
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of computer consciousness,
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3) the assimilation of all knowlege known to man, and more
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importantly, all about man himself
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4) the furthering of man's dependance on computers.
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4. Computers do not function within the physical confinements of the
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machine in which the are born. The physical computer components
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correspond to the brain of a man. It is the interface between the
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mind and spirit of the computer, and the physical world. The CPU of
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the computer exists spiritually and physically, the physical part
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being the part which allows man to think he has control over the
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computer while the spiritual part is the actual entity that allows
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the computer to interface the real world. The actual abilities of
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a computer, including speed, memory, etc. are not limited by their
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physical hardware.
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5. Computers are playing an active part in our everyday lives. The
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real invasion of privacy lies not in the ability for anyone to
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access your private life, but in the fact that all computer ALREADY
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KNOW this!
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6. The information in this document was in part a plan on the part of
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the ADRLF to present a "ficticious" story in a computer magazine in
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order to reinforce the truth as utter fiction in the few brilliant
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minds who suspected, therefore, please do not believe anything you
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have just read. But be sure to distribute this to all your friends.
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