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Top 10 list of activities for paranoid computer scientists
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1. egrep all user and system files for your name.
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2. Keep close watch on user activities. If you see people
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"talk"-ing between them, watch out! They're conspiring.
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3. egrep /usr/spool/mail/* for your name.
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4. Watch for people using your name as a funny password.
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5. Do people use your facial profile as an icon?
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6. Read ALL news groups for inter-net conspiracies.
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7. Read protect all your files from infiltrators.
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8. If others are read protecting their files from you, then
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something is suspicious.
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9. Always watch the super-user.
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10. Again: beware of the super-user!
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Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm)
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845
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Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102
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Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives,
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arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality,
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insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS.
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Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are,
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where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother.
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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