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:-) "don't take this seriously" (the original)
:-( "shame!"
|-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?)
:-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
8-] "wow, maaan"
;-) variation of :-) with a `wink'.
8-O "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
:-, "Hmmmm."
|~( "Someone just busted my nose".
:^D "Great! I like it!"
>*( "Who put that damn tree there?"
8^{} Stronger version of 8-O
B-D "Serves you right, dummy!!"
:-) :-(
The obvious cases have led to other, rather esoteric ones:
:-<) (smiling man with mustache)
'-) (wink)
;-) (sardonic incredulity)
:-{ (Dracula!)
All those icons are starting to make me drunken with laughter!
..Paul %-}
\:) Reagan (the first character is a backslash)
:-" Pursing lips
:-v Just another face (speaking), but profiled from the side
:-V Shout (unfortunately, these only work on 3270's)
:-w Speak with forked tongue
:-W Shout with forked tongue
:-r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
:-f
:-1 Smirk
<:-0 Eeek!
:-* Ooops (covering mouth with hand)
:-T Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:-D Said with a smile!
:-P
:-y
:-b
:-o Versions of shouting
:-O
:-[ Count Dracula! (Last character is a left bracket)
:-i Smoking
:-j (and smiling)
:-I It's something, but I don't know what....
:-x Kiss kiss
:-) Standard happy face
:-> alternate happy face
:-l Disgusted
:-( Unhappy
:-c Real unhappy
:-C Just totally unbelieving! (jaw dropped)
:-< Forlorn
:-B Drooling
:-, Smirk
:-? Licking your lips
\:) Reagan (the first character is a backslash)
:-" Pursing lips
:^v Just another face (speaking), but profiled from the side
:^V Shout (unfortunately, these only work on 3270's)
:^w Speak with forked tongue
:^W Shout with forked tongue
:^r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
:^f
:^1 Smirk
<:^0 Eeek!
:^* Ooops (covering mouth with hand)
:^T Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:^D Said with a smile!
:^P
:^y
:^b
:^o Versions of shouting
:^O
:^[ Count Dracula! (Last character is a left bracket)
:^i Smoking
:^j (and smiling)
:^I It's something, but I don't know what....
:^x Kiss kiss
:^) Standard happy face
:^> alternate happy face
:^l Disgusted
:^( Unhappy
:^c Real unhappy
:^C Just totally unbelieving! (jaw dropped)
:^< Forlorn
:^B Drooling
:^, Smirk
:^? Licking your lips
@-) Smiling cyclops
<:>== Turkey
MVS Turkey variant (from Kent Taylor)
:-0 Wow!
:-() Bigger and better Wow!
:-| Grim
:-|| Anger
:= | Baboon
>-v scowling
>-) sly as a fox
>-( displeasure
(-::-( two-faced
:~| punchy (middle char is tilde; right char is broken vert bar)
:-$ 'put your money where your mouth is'
-( OCO (can't see what's going on)
:-: Frenchman (speaks wiz ze accent)
:-& Tongue-tied
8-) Smily glasses-wearer
::-) ditto (four-eyes)
i-) detective (private eye)
.-) "keeping an eye out"
&-) theatre patron (with opera glass)
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From: greywolf@unicom.UUCP ("You mean I get credit for this?")
Newsgroups: rec.humor,misc.misc
Subject: Re: These 8-) (Let's see yours)
Message-ID: <365@unicom.UUCP>
Date: 14 Jun 88 21:17:38 GMT
References: <656@inuxm.UUCP> <363@unicom.UUCP>
Reply-To: greywolf@unicom.UUCP ("You mean I get credit for this?")
Organization: UNIx at the College Of Marin, Kentfield, CA
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Well, let's see... there's always:
8-) The Madman Strikes Again
8-( Something is MAJORLY wrong...
*-} "But ossifer, I only had one or tee li'l martoonis..."
#-) Lieutenant LaForge
:-| Have a day.
%-{ I've been hacking too long
%~v (God, I hate line noise!)
B-) Cool guy with shades.
C:-) Bonjour, Monsieur...
@:) Welcome to India
|-) I done so good...
And, my reaction to the local cafeteria's coffee...
8-P
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From: rstear@cadev4.intel.com (Robert Stear ~)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,misc.misc
Subject: Re: These 8-) (Let's see yours)
Message-ID: <2389@mipos3.intel.com>
Date: 14 Jun 88 16:36:09 GMT
References: <656@inuxm.UUCP>
Sender: nobody@mipos3.intel.com
Reply-To: rstear@cadev4.UUCP (Robert Stear ~)
Organization: Purple Penguin Society
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In article <656@inuxm.UUCP> micl23@inuxm.UUCP (W E Miller) writes:
>It's interesting to see the different little smiley faces that people
>insert into their articles. Here are some:
> :-) :-] 8^) :v0 :vO :vo ;-) ;-] 8') 8`) 8`o 8`O :-} X-(
> 8>) 8~}
I can add a few extras to this listing:
B-) |-) {:-) and of course my favorite O-) <----mutants for nukes
Robert Stear (Penguin) | SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND........................
The Lost Boys of Berkeley | Disclaimer: My employer never agrees with me!!!!!!
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From: robotron@bucsb.UUCP (Aaron Fager)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,misc.misc
Subject: Re: These 8-) (Let's see yours)
Message-ID: <1763@bucsb.UUCP>
Date: 14 Jun 88 19:55:05 GMT
References: <656@inuxm.UUCP>
Reply-To: robotron@bucsb.bu.edu (Aaron Fager)
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Boston Univ Comp. Sci.
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In article <656@inuxm.UUCP> micl23@inuxm.UUCP (W E Miller) writes:
>
>It's interesting to see the different little smiley faces that people
>insert into their articles. Here are some:
>
> :-) :-] 8^) :v0 :vO :vo ;-) ;-] 8') 8`) 8`o 8`O :-} X-(
>
> 8>) 8~}
How about these little gems:
P-) b-) (and variations) as PIRATES!!!
8-, (and variations) as smirks......
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From: mugambo@athena.mit.edu (Tim Shippert)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,misc.misc
Subject: Re: These 8-) (Let's see yours)
Message-ID: <5834@bloom-beacon.MIT.EDU>
Date: 20 Jun 88 05:14:43 GMT
References: <2389@mipos3.intel.com> <1988Jun17.093740.114@mntgfx.mentor.com>
Sender: daemon@bloom-beacon.MIT.EDU
Reply-To: mugambo@athena.mit.edu (Tim Shippert)
Organization: Hell
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A few more (like I don't have anything better to do):
:8) pig
8() duck
8+() Tina Turner
*~8-} Idiot w/fuse coming out of his head
B-{= Vampire. Or a beaver. Or maybe just a big dork...
@-} Uh...a cyborg w/targeting sight.
(oh, alright, that's pretty lame, but it looks cool).
:(\
! Bum w/cigarette
B(\
! Movie producer w/cigarette
:-[ ] Jaws of doom
Later,
-ts
--
"Ma! Fetch me my shotgun!"
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From: dorsai@unicom.UUCP (Shai Dorsai)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,misc.misc
Subject: Re: These 8-) (Let's see yours)
Message-ID: <368@unicom.UUCP>
Date: 16 Jun 88 16:49:59 GMT
References: <656@inuxm.UUCP>
Reply-To: dorsai@unicom.UUCP (Shai Dorsai)
Organization: Science Computer Center, MCC, Kentfield, CA
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You left out my personal favorite: };*> (a lewd, drunken friend of mine)
--
Karsten D Agler Shai Dorsai
"Theories are enough, sometimes." -Cletus Grahaame, _Tactics_of_Mistakes_
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