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Seen in rec.humor.funny:
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By Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU
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SANTA CLAUS IS WEILDING A GUN
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(to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")
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Oh, you better watch out
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You better not pry
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You better stay back
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I'm telling you why
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Santa Claus is wielding a gun
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He's making a list
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And checking it twice
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Gonna find out who
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He's gonna ice
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Santa Claus is wielding a gun
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Don't give him any trouble
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He'll blow you right away
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Don't give him any cause to shoot
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Or you'll make his Christmas Day
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Oh, you better believe
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He's packing a rod
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No coal in your stocking
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Just lead in your bod
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Santa Claus is wielding a gun
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He doesn't want cookies
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Or none of that crud
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He doesn't want milk
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What he wants is your blood
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Santa Claus is wielding a gun
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(Music Bridge, with automatic arms fire)
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He doesn't trust nobody
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Shot all his reindeer dead
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Thought Dancer was a sissy
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And thought Rudoulph was a red
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Oh, you better watch out
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You better not pry
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You better stay back
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I'm telling you why
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Santa Claus is wielding a gun
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- --
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(c) 1987 Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU
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