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Article 1545 of eunet.jokes:
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Path: santra!tut!draken!kth!enea!mcvax!unido!pcsbst!jkh
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From: jkh@pcsbst.UUCP (Jordan K. Hubbard)
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Newsgroups: eunet.jokes
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Subject: another forward from rec.humor.funny
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Message-ID: <737@pcsbst.UUCP>
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Date: 13 Dec 88 11:29:01 GMT
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Reply-To: pcsbst!jkh@pcsbst.UUCP (Jordan K. Hubbard)
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Distribution: eunet
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Organization: PCS GmbH, Pfaelzer-Wald-Str. 36, 8000 Muenchen; West-Germany
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Lines: 67
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Posted: Tue Dec 13 12:29:01 1988
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Path: decwrl!ucbvax!ucsd!rutgers!bellcore!texbell!ssbn!athena.mit.edu!watmath!looking!funny-request
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From: funkstr@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (-=/ The G*A*L*A*C*T*I*C Funkster /=-)
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Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
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Subject: Santa Clause has got a gun
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Keywords: original, smirk
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Message-ID: <2486@looking.UUCP>
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Date: 12 Dec 88 08:20:06 GMT
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Sender: funny@looking.UUCP
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Lines: 55
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Approved: funny@looking.UUCP
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Reply-Path: watmath!ucscb.UCSC.EDU!funkstr
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By Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU
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SANTA CLAUS IS WEILDING A GUN
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(to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")
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Oh, you better watch out
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You better not pry
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You better stay back
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I'm telling you why
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Santa Claus is wielding a gun
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He's making a list
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And checking it twice
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Gonna find out who
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He's gonna ice
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Santa Claus is wielding a gun
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Don't give him any trouble
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He'll blow you right away
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Don't give him any cause to shoot
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Or you'll make his Christmas Day
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Oh, you better believe
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He's packing a rod
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No coal in your stocking
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Just lead in your bod
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Santa Claus is wielding a gun
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He doesn't want cookies
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Or none of that crud
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He doesn't want milk
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What he wants is your blood
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Santa Claus is wielding a gun
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(Music Bridge, with automatic arms fire)
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He doesn't trust nobody
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Shot all his reindeer dead
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Thought Dancer was a sissy
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And thought Rudoulph was a red
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Oh, you better watch out
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You better not pry
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You better stay back
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I'm telling you why
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Santa Claus is wielding a gun
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--
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(c) 1987 Lore Shoberg, velcro@ucscb.ucsc.EDU
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--
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Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
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Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing.
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Remember: If you POST your joke instead of mailing it, I will not reply.
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