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Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer
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All the reindeer were milling around in the barn a few days before XMAS.
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Santa came out to check up on them and Rudolph began sucking up by
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telling him how nice his new suit looked. Santa says, "Well, thank you
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for noticing, Rudolph" while eyeing the other reindeer. Rudolph then
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starts complimenting Santa on how trim and slim he looks and how he must
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surely have lost some weight and begun working out...again Santa thanks
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Rudolph. The other reindeer are muttering, "Sheesh, does this guy never
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give up?" After Santa left, the other reindeer began badgering Rudolph
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for his blatant kissing up. Rudolph gives them a haughty look and says,
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"Well, just remember when we go flying what YOU GUYS will be looking
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at!"
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