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Ah, a letter from Santa!!
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I have been watching you very closely to see if you have
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been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my
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elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at
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Christmas.
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I was going to bring you all the gifts froms the "Twelve
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Days of Christmas", but we have had a little problem up here:
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The Twelve Fiddlers Fiddling have all come down with V.D.
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from fiddling with the Ten Ladies Dancing; the Eleven Lords a
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Leaping have knocked up the Eight Maids a Milking; and the
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Nine Pipers Playing have been arrested for doing wierd things
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to the Seven Swans a Swimming. The Six Geese a Laying, Four
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Calling Birds, Three French Hens, Two Turtle Doves and the
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Partridge in a Pear Tree have me up to my ass in Bird Shit.
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On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause,
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eight of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the
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Gay Liberation, and those dum-ass Polacks have scheduled
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Christmas in Poland for the 5th of February.
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Sincerely,
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Santa Claus
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Full access on first call. 415-922-2008 CASFA
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