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Article 2315 of rec.humor.funny:
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Path: samba!concert!gatech!emory!wupost!uunet!looking!funny-request
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Message-ID: <S4b6.7277@looking.on.ca>
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Date: Sat, 5 Dec 92 12:20:01 EST
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Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
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From: hobson@pipper.enet.dec.com (Cary - Hobson's Choice - 508-841-2323 03-Dec-1992 1658)
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Subject: And the Twelve Bugs of Christmas ....
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Keywords: topical, heard it, computers, chuckle
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Approved: funny@clarinet.com
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Lines: 107
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For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
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See if they can do it again.
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For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
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Ask them how they did it and
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See if they can do it again.
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For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
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Try to reproduce it
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Ask them how they did it and
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See if they can do it again.
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For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
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Run with the debugger
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Try to reproduce it
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Ask them how they did it and
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See if they can do it again.
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For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
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Ask for a dump
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Run with the debugger
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Try to reproduce it
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Ask them how they did it and
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See if they can do it again.
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For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
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Reinstall the software
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Ask for a dump
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Run with the debugger
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Try to reproduce it
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Ask them how they did it and
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See if they can do it again.
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For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
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Say they need an upgrade
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Reinstall the software
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Ask for a dump
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Run with the debugger
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Try to reproduce it
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Ask them how they did it and
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See if they can do it again.
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For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
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Find a way around it
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Say they need an upgrade
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Reinstall the software
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Ask for a dump
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Run with the debugger
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Try to reproduce it
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Ask them how they did it and
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See if they can do it again.
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For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
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Blame it on the hardware
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Find a way around it
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Say they need an upgrade
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Reinstall the software
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Ask for a dump
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Run with the debugger
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Try to reproduce it
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Ask them how they did it and
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See if they can do it again.
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For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
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Change the documentation
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Blame it on the hardware
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Find a way around it
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Say they need an upgrade
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Reinstall the software
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Ask for a dump
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Run with the debugger
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Try to reproduce it
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Ask them how they did it and
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See if they can do it again.
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For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
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Say it's not supported
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Change the documentation
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Blame it on the hardware
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Find a way around it
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Say they need an upgrade
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Reinstall the software
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Ask for a dump
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Run with the debugger
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Try to reproduce it
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Ask them how they did it and
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See if they can do it again.
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For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
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Tell them it's a feature
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Say it's not supported
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Change the documentation
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Blame it on the hardware
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Find a way around it
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Say they need an upgrade
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Reinstall the software
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Ask for a dump
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Run with the debugger
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Try to reproduce it
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Ask them how they did it and
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See if they can do it again.
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