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'Like Ma Bell, we've got the Ill Communications'
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_-f-_-u-_-c-_-_-_k_-_-t-_h_-_-_-e-_-_-_g_-e-s-_-_-_-t-_a_-_-_-_-_p_-_-o-_-_!_-
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_-~So just what is this LCA thing anyway?~-_
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-----------------by fLoOd-----------------
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Well...Hmmm...how should I start? The LCA is just a coupla guys in a
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little shit of a town who got bored of conventional wisdom, got us a few
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handy little modem-thingies, and breathed a little too much freshly-popped
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microwave popcorn air.
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So...we got together, listened to a couple funky tunes, traded some
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worldly wisdom, and compared scars...when the house was struck by a huge bolt
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of strangely green-looking lightning. Next thing you know, we all began
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prophesying in tongues and popping things in the microwave at random to see
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what would happen. To our extreme disappointment, the computer CPU would not
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fit, and therefore we took it as a sign from God that the computer, unlike the
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string of polish sausages, box of little cocktail weinies, and baby ostrich
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that had imploded under the might of the sacred 'Reheat' button, was to be
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used for a much loftier and more sanitary purpose.
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We immediately set to work eating pineapple Now&Laters, researching
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Bell Security's ESS and Crossbar systems, yelling at African Finger Monkeys,
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and typing up these phat t-files for your viewing pleasure. It is no small
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task, either. It took years of toil, endless hours of reading life insurance
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policy fine print, gallons of coffee, and many failed attempts in our search
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for the perfect piece of Key Lime Pie. But eventually, we came up with two
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text files containing information _so_ priceless that we had to just sit back
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and bask in the warm photon flow being emitted from our screens for a few.
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So...I took these files, cleaned them up, edited them, slapped the
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funky header & footer designs on'em, set a lunch date with the president's
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wife, and altered my <20><>S slightly to be our Distribution Site. And boom...
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here we are, right on your screen. There's the information superhighway for
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you.
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_ ___ __ ============----------- This file brought to you by fLoOd of
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/ | / _ \ \ \ ============----------- the LcA, resident system god at the
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\ || / \/ / \ ============----------- Starving Artist, 910.722.0514.
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[|| \____/ /\ \ ============-----------
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/ |_\_____ [_\ \ ============----------- Keep searching for cool little
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|________________\ ============----------- Happy Meal prizes!
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