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<EFBFBD> The Phone Losers Of America <20>
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<EFBFBD> Present <20>
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<EFBFBD> Jim Bayless's Triumph - By Colleen ChiliPepper <20>
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<EFBFBD> Written On November 9, 1994 <20>
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<EFBFBD>009<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>009<EFBFBD>
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This is an actual play that was presented in class. It was awarded an "A+." It
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is not to be confused with reality because we all know that phone company
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security personell never really catch who they're after. If you have any
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questions about this ongoing case, feel free to call Jim Bayless at work.
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(Ameritech Corporate Security) His number is 317-265-2539 or 317-556-4722.
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Open, a young man in a telephone booth calling some lady.
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BRAD: Hello, this is Jim Bayless from Ameritech Corporate Security and we've
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been having some problems with our voice mail system. I was wondering if
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we could have your code number to help aid us in cleaning up this
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problem?
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MRS. SMITH: What was your name, Tim Bazil? Speghetti sounds good for dinner
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but bazil is a little too strong a spice for me. Do you have any
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garlic?
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BRAD: Bayless, ma'am.
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MRS.SMITH: No, Mrs. Smith. Now what was it you wanted? Oh yes, my code number
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is 4623.
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BRAD: Thank you very much for your time and cooperation. I will call you
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tomorrow and let you know how this case is going.
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MRS. SMITH: Bye now!
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BRAD: (After hanging up phone) Ha, ha, ha! I'm gonna get her! (Pauses as he
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dials up her voice mail system and gets into her box) Hi, I'm not here
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right now and neither is Mrs. Smith. The stupid, slimey slug is out
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rolling dog doo doo. Mrs. Smith, you're stupid! I can't believe you just
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gave me your code you stupid retard! Ha ha! [Note: Certain words had to
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be substituted as cussing was not allowed in the classroom.]
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NEXT DAY
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After listening to her voicemail's outgoing message, Mrs. Smith decides to
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call Ameritech Security.
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MRS SMITH: I need to speak with Mr. Jim Bayless.
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MR. BAYLESS: Yes? Speaking, how can I help you?
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MRS. SMITH: My name is Mrs. Smith and this little brat called my work saying
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he was you and convinced me to give him my passcode. Then he
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called my voicemail and said some very mean stuff. He called me a
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slimey slug in dog doo doo. Then he called me a retard! I want
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this taken care of immediately. I can't even get my messages
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because he changed my passcodes.
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MR. BAYLESS: I know who that is, don't worry ma'am. I'll take care of Brad
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Carson, a.k.a. RedBoxChiliPepper!
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TWO WEEKS LATER
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Mr. Bayless tracks Mr. Carson down and calls him.
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MR. BAYLESS: Mister, I got you in the hot seat! You have two choices: You can
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stop now and I'll give you a Resses Peanut Butter Cup every day
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that you're good. I know you're a nice person and I have faith in
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you. Or, I'll track you down and make you come work for me until
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you learn to be a good, upstanding citizen.
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BRAD: No, Mr. Bayless, anything but a job at the phone company. And you know
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I love Reeses. I'll be good. When's the delivery boy comming over?
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MR. BAYLESS: Right now! Chris Tomkinson, go to Phone Phreakers Lane and bring
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RedBoxChiliPepper this Reeses.
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CHRIS: (Knocks on telephone booth door & give Brad a reeses.)
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BRAD: Boy, oh boy, a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup! (He shoves them in his mouth
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and looks up and Chris is standing with his hand out.)
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CHRIS: Tip?
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BRAD: I'll give you a tip, don't give out your social security number! (Brad
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slams the telephone booth door in his face.)
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<EFBFBD> Contact The Phone Losers Of America Nearest You! The P.L.A. Voice Mailbox <20>
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<EFBFBD> number is 512-370-4680. And PLEASE don't pay for your phone calls. -RBCP <20>
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