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=TOP 40 PARTY COLLEGES=
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a ranking by those who know best-the students themselves-
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of the nation's most dedicated good-time campuses
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compiled by Wayne Duvall [Playboy Jan. `87, pgs. 173-177]
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typed in by Jason Scott 12/3/86-12/5/86
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Yes, it's cleanup time. Drinking-age limits have been raised, AIDS is
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scaring the bejesus out of casual sex and recreational is, thankfully, being
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cracked down on. All to the good, we say. But, we wondered, how are college
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students reacting? Are campuses really turning into monastaries? Or is there
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a parallel universe out there where kids are doing what kids have always done?
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We decided to poll the undergraduates themselves. Not the freshmen who've
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already decided which investment bank they're going to interview for-this was
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SOCIAL research, folks. Over a six-month period, we interviewed campus club
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leaders, dorm rush chairmen, fraternity presidents and other campus social
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lights at more then 250 colleges nationwide and asked them if the partying was
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really over. The answer, from California to Rhode Island, was "Hell, no!" We
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were innundated with candidates for leading party schools and then compiled
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this list of the top contenders.
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So here, as a reminder that life goes on even in solemn times, is the
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definitive ranking of fun schools as selected by the students.
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1. CALIFORNIA STATE UNIVERSITY, Chico: Normal people have moved out of the
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area because of the partying. "It's so hot here that it'll make your skin
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bubble."
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2. UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI, Coral Gables: Campus location a plus; students have
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access to (and can afford) most party refreshments. "We have sex in hot tubs.
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Preferably in groups."
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3. SAN DIEGO STATE UNIVERSITY, San Diego: The most beautiful women in
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Californiaand the place that made the beach part legendary. "School is a nice
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thing to do between parties."
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4. UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT, Burlington: Students drive Saabs with ski racks;
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the school boasts the most beautiful women in the east. "We'll make any excuse
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for a party."
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5. SLIPPERY ROCK UNIVERSITY, Pennsylvania: Move over, Penn State; this
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little school has an Infamous party rep. "People here like to get naked and
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run around."
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6. UNIVERSITY OF CONNECTICUT, Storrs: New Englands's most uncontrollable
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partiers.
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7. WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY, Morgantown: Once dubbed a "quintessential
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party school" in Lisa Birnbach's book; students claim, "Anything goes here.
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People think we're drunken hill-billies. They're probably right."
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8. PLYMOUTH STATE COLLEGE, Plymouth, New Hampshire: Chock-full of phys-ed
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majors and future nail pounders. "Instead of doing something constructive, we
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party."
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9. MERCER UNIVERSITY, Macon, Georgia: Small, private Southern Baptist
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school with a genteel party rep. "We get`em from all over-Sunny Florida, Lusty
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Georgia, You name it."
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10. UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA, Charlottesville: Home of the Tilkas-the
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exclusive and honorable society (circa 1800s) made up of the best drinkers on
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campus. "If you come here, you're expected to party."
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11. STATE UNIVERSITY OF NEW YORK, Cortland: A haven for partying jocks and
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God`s-gift-to-the-world-body-builders. "We're so hot, you have to take your
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shirt off. And most girls do."
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12. COLORADO STATE UNIVERSITY, Fort Collins: Agricultural majors put in
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more time on the ski slopes than in the field. Students from other campuses
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trek here to party. "We've got women coming out of the woodwork."
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13. ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY, Tempe: A consistent winner in party-school
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polls. Students' goal: to be thin, tan, and popular. "Most of the guys here
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are in pernament heat."
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14. UNIVERSITY OF NEVADA, Las vegas: The 24-hour party school in the
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24-hour town. "Most of the women here don't wear bras and like good times."
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15. BOSTON UNIVERSITY, Boston: Birnbach rated this one as the most
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promiscuous school. The Word from a Harvard student: "BU? Yeah, they're into
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wild parties and rampant sex."
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16. CENTRAL MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY, Mount Pleasant: To calm this crew down,
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the once had to hire a crew of extra cops. It didn't help. They're proud that
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their parties "usually make page one."
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17. SOUTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY, Carbondale: All other Illinois schools
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bow to this one; most college handbooks pick it as well. Why? "We'd put our
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sexual temperature at 105 degrees."
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18. BALL STATE UNIVERSITY, Muncie, Indiana: It may be small, but it boasts
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a girl-to-guy ratio that men love. Students also have party-till-you-can't see
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bashes. "If you need a place to fall into the gutter, this is it."
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19. OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY, Stillwater: Despite its location, the waters
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aren't still on this Okie campus. "Good ol' boys doin' the two-step and
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"partyin'"
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20. CENTRAL CONNECTICUT STATE UNIVERSITY, New Britan: Coeducation here
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means that hitting the books coexists with hitting the party circuit."We like
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to call ourselves the round-the-clock party connection."
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21. UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND, College Park: This school IS the town, and this
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town rocks. "We don't know where we're goin' after we graduate, 'cause we
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don't know when we're graduatin'."
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22. UNIVERSITY OF MISSISSIPPI, University: Rich kids who have
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mint-julep-on-the-veranda parties. "They call us the country club of the
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South."
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23. WEST GEORGIA COLLEGE, Carrollton: Students' long term goal:" To get the
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minimumm grade-point average so Mom and Dad will let us stay in school."
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Short-term goal: "To scrape together enough money to buy a case."
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24. UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS at Austin: You gotta shell out the bucks, but the
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parties are "lavish and wild." Rumor has it there's not a single unattractive
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girl on campus.
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25. MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY, Cambridge: The big suprise is
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that these mild-mannered nerds by day are explosive, high-tech partiers by
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night. "We're frenzied and sweating and absoulutely insane."
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26. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, Lawrence: Sometimes called Snob Hill, this campus
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is loaded with "Frisbee throwers with that pseudo-California look who go all
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out during Waste Yourself Week at the beginning of school."
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27. KANSAS STATE UNIVERSITY, Manhattan: The agricultural party school that
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projects a good ol' hell-raising party image. "We're wild Western-Campus kids
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in a half-inch of cowshit."
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28. GLASSBORO STATE COLLEGE, Glassboro, New Jersey: Small, suburban but
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jumping. "We're animalistic. It's the law of the jungle here."
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29. UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA, Gainesville: It's annual football game with
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Georgia has been dubbed the wold's largest cocktail party. "Face it, the
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closer you are to the equator, the crazier you get."
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30. EASTERN KENTUCKY UNIVERSITY, Richmond: The surrounding town is usually
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kept awake by the students' explosive bashes. "Hell, we're a bitch in heat."
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31. UNIVERSITY OF IOWA, Iowa City: Forget the farm-boy image: "We're the
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rockin'est, most decadent party fools in the Midwest. We're radioactive and
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burnin' down our core every day."
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32. UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA, Norman: National center for future oil tycoons
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who party in jet-set fashion. Their rationaile: "We're not concerned with the
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rest of our lives, so we may as well fuck up now."
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33. BROWN UNIVERSITY, Providence, Rhode Island: Students have PREparties to
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gear up for the actual bashes. "We may be Ivy leauge, but we dance
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constantly."
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34. OHIO UNIVERSITY, Athens: Famous for its Halloween blowout, the school
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has a trick-or-treat image: The frats do the tricking and everyone does the
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treating. "We have uncontained eruptions."
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35. UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS at Amherst: There are so many parties at "Zoo
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Mass", students say can imbibe for free from Friday to Sunday. "We're out in
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the middle of nowhere, with nothing to do but party."
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36. UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA, Athens: These farm boys supposedly come from
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"partying families" who've passed the tradition on to the kids. "No matter what
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you're looking for, it's here if you want it."
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37. LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY, Baton Rouge: Known for "don't-give-a-shit
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additudes," LSU extends a special invitation: "Just bring a bathing suit and
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Baby Oil."
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38. UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI/Rolla: Known for it's Saint Patty's Day explosion,
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which is more than your average brawl. " We HAVE to party. The women are prick
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teasers who take engineering courses and cuss with the guys."
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39. REED COLLEGE, Portland, Oregon: The suprise part school of the usually
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quiet great Northwest. "There's high sexual energy here. You can even get
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sensuously involved with your studies."
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40. FAIRHAVEN COLLEGE, Bellingham, Washington: A return to the psychedelic
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Sixties: "We're into sharing lovers here- in different combinations."
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HONOURABLE MENTIONS
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AUBURN UNIVERSITY, Alabama CLEMSON UNIVERSITY, South Carolina
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COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY, New York DARTMOUTH COLLEGE, New Hampshire
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GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY, Washington, D.C. IOWA STATE UNIVERSITY, Ames
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KENT STATE UNIVERSITY, Ohio MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY, E.Lansing
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PENSYLVANNIA STATE UNIVERSITY, U. Park PERDUE UNIVERSITY, Indiana
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RUTGERS UNIVERSITY, New Jersey TRINITY COLLEGE, Connecticut
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UNIVERSITY OF ALABAMA, Tuscaloosa UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO AT BOULDER
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UNIVERSITY OF RHODE ISLAND, Kingston UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE AT KNOXVILLE
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CAMPUS NICKNAMES
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Many of our campuses are called (or call themselves) the Zoo. Some other
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interesting monikers:
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BOSTON UNIVERSITY: B. Screw U.
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CENTRAL CONNECTICUT STATE: The Bitchin', Dukin' Blue Devils.
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COLORADO STATE: The Ram Slammers.
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OHIO UNIVERSITY: The Bong Cats.
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UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA: Sodom of the South.
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UNIVERSITY OF RHODE ISLAND: U.R. High.
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UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT: Groovy UV.
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UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA: The Wahoo crush.
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Colleges that don't need nicknames:
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1. BALL STATE
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2. SLIPPERY ROCK
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We asked for thumbnail sketches of campus populations. Here are some we
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Guys:
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UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE's "C&W rednecks in cowboy hats with chaws in their
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mouths."
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COLORADO STATE's "Crewcut Bermuda-shorts Yuppies who aspire to be
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cartoonists."
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SAN DIEGO STATE's "Surfers trying desprately to become corporate executives."
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UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO's "Young Iacocca types with no facial hair and a
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dresser drawer of argyle socks."
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Girls:
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COLORADO STATE's "Tall, tan, blonde and bubbly future housewives in shorts."
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REED COLLEGE's "Radical-Feminist hippies, rugby women and mother goddesses."
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UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA's "Cross between the corporate whiz and Joni Mitchell
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gone surf."
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UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA's "Shorts, converse high-tops and a T-shirt wrinkled
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from last night's sleep-over."
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UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI's "Genuine Hard-bodies."
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WAKE FOREST's "Good-looking Southern Belles who are naughty on the side."
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COOLEST TEACHER AND COURSE
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Who says school can't be fun?
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FAVORITE PARTY TEACHERS:
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* The econ prof in the South who reguarly cuts his own class to play golf.
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* The business-law prof in the Southwest who supposedly teaches frats how to
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"get around the law..."
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* The knockout at a New England college who teaches marriage and sexuality
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and lectures on "the best way to give a blow job."
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* The Glass-blowing instructor at a Kansas university (Twelve students
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actually MAJOR in this.)
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* The teacher in a Rhode Island campus who - clad in leather - rides a
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Harley-Davidson chopper into the classroom. On Halloween, grad assistants
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carry him to class in a coffin.
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FAVORITE PARTY COURSES:
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* The one-time course offering at a Southwestern school dubbed How To Get
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Maximum Pleasure From Your Sex Life.
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* At a Midwestern college Poli Sci Pop Culture - "We listen to Jim Morrison
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music."
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* The touchy-feely psych course at an eastern college in which you "daydream,
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hum, and meditate"; and the soc class in which you buy your grades with
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play money.
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* At IOWA STATE, Courtship and Marriage, affectionately known as Woo and
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Screw.
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* The MIT course actually titled Creative Seeing.
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* The Midwestern college oceanography course, "that's had the same test for
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ten years."
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* A PURDUE sex-ed class that shows porno movies.
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* The course at the University of Vermont listed as World Food and
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Population; students call it Pop & Crops.
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DARTMOUTH COLLEGE: Humming Competitions.
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GLASSBORO STATE: Taping kitchen utensils to athletes' bodies. (Why? "Oh, it's
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just something to do.")
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MICHIGAN STATE: The Ugliest Male Contest - A charitable fund-rasing event.
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MIT: These techies like to drop rubber balls and pumpkins from the roofs of
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tall buildings - just like Galileo and Letterman.
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PLYMOUTH STATE: Medieval Forum Festival- "People spend a weekend running
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around in tin cans and tights. They look uglier than a can of
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smashed frogs."
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PURDUE: The Nude Olympics - 200 students of both sexes run bare-assed
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through the snow; girls stand near ice patches "to help pick up those
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who slip."
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UNIVERSITY OF CONNECTICUT: Cow Tipping - freshmen kneel next to a cow while
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cronies tip it over.
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BROWN: If students visit all six campus libraries during their first year,
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they'll remain virgins for life.
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IOWA STATE: In order to be a full-fledged coed, a girl has to be kissed at
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the campanile bell tower at the storke of midnight. If she's a
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virgin, the bricks will crumble. NOTE: The tower's still
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standing.
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UNIVERSITY OF IOWA: At a bar called The Field House, any visiting virgin will
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supposedly leave happier and wiser.
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UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND: If a virgin graduates, the metal statue of the
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Maryland Terrapin will spring to life and fly around
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the mall until gunned down by the R.O.T.C.
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UNIVERSITY OF MASACHUSETTS: The statue of the Indian Metawampe will drop it's
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spear if a Virgin graduates.
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MOST NOTORIOUS MAKE-OUT SPOTS
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"The national trend has moved away from casual sex- no more screwing in the
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periodicals section of the library."
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The hayloft in the barn is old hat to the Eighties college student. In fact,
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unless there's an element of danger involved in a make-out spot, it's downright
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boring. Ask the gangs at Reed and Trinity. They've found some creative uses for
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the chapel. Some other popular places:
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BROWN: The 13th floor of the Science library; the "piano lounge" in the grad
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center.
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CALIFORNIA STATE: Bidwell Park's lava pits (a.k.a. Bear Hole and Salmon
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Hole.) "A lot of eruptions happen there."
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GEORGETOWN: Atop Yates Field House, whith it's "lovely skyline view."
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LOUISIANA STATE: The 14th and 17th holes of the golf course.
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SAN DIEGO STATE: Atop the 140-foot Hardy Bell Tower.
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UNIVERSITY OF IOWA: Burge Hall, "the Party Education Center."
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UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI: The ten-meter boards at the pool.
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UNIVERSITY OF MISSISSIPPI: The Wooded area surrounding William Faulkner's
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home.
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UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA: The steps of the Rotunda- Tom Jefferson's old haunt.
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BLOWOUT PARTY OF THE YEAR
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Saint Patty's Day, natually, is a runaway choice for big bashes - such as the
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one at the University of Missouri/Rolla with the famed eight-man, quarter-keg
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Hop, Skip, and Puke competition. We found some holidays we never knew existed.
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CALIFORNIA STATE: Pioneer days - "Nine days of celebrating, vandilism, and
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world-class rowdiness."
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EASTERN KENTUCKY: The Annual Rugby-team party, traditionally held at a scuzzy
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bar, during which participants have been known to slide
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naked across the wooden floor.
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MERCER COLLEGE: Quadaffi Sucks Parties.
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MIT: Steer Roasts run by the "smut and lust committees" - they show MARY
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POPPINS and porno films simultaneously.
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UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI: The Aphrodisiac Jam - Boxer shorts and teddies required.
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UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA: Kill-A-Keg Parties: "A guy once mixed alcohol and
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Dye, then dropped in a goldfish. Whoa. Talk about Technicolor blow-chow."
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UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT: Hawaiian Party at Sigma Nu- they had an ice fountain
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with punch running through it and a "Lei Hut" in the middle of the floor.
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THE GREEKS
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You may have thought Hollywood screenwriters make up all that stuff you see
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in campus-fraternity movies. Not so, according to our correspondents out there
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in the field......
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STUPID FRAT TRICKS
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ARIZONA STATE: We've heard variations on this, but the Fijis claim they
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once sent their favorite sorority a box of doughnuts. The Next day, when they
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were sure the doughnuts had been eaten, the frat sent the girls a photograph of
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themselves WEARING the very same doughnuts.
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COLUMBIA: Frat brothers like to drop ping-pong balls on the floor and pick
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them up with their butt cheeks.
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KANSAS STATE: If you strike out at a Beta Theta Pi party, you'll wake up
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with a mannequin in your bed.
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KENT STATE: One frat brother lies face down on the floor, playing
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surfboard, while another stands on his back. the rest whistle the theme from
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Hawaii Five-O.
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SLIPPERY ROCK: Members of onefrat supposedly like to strip and tie one
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another to trees. When girls come by, "they can touch us if they want."
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UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI: Wearing G strings and selling bannana rasin bread in
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the rain; demanding that pladges get body parts autographed.
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TOP MENS'S ANIMAL HOUSE, NATIONWIDE:
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S.A.E, by a head over Fiji.
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TOP WOMEN'S ANIMAL HOUSE, NATIONWIDE:
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The Chi Omega girls'. More than once, we've heard the little ditty "Chi O,
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Chi O/ It's off tho bed we go....."
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ANIMAL HOUSE CONTENDERS:
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STATE UNIVERSITY COLLEGE, CORTLAND: The Beta Boys call their house The
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Tit Pit.
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CENTRAL MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY: The south main street frats whose patying,
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TWICE in 1986, caused the county prosecutor
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to issue restraining orders- sort of a
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martial law.
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GLASSBORO STATE: The Zeta Beta Tau boys who like to trash their living
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quarters and were evicted four times in three years.
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OHIO UNIVERSITY: S.A.E. frat members have thrown refrigerators and
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stereos off their balcony ("The guy was pissed his tape
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had ended"), torn apart a log cabin for kindling and
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given a 21-moon salute to the housemother next door.
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WEST GEORGIA COLLEGE: The Chi Phi Boys are known for a party punch that
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is "Strong enough to remove the paint from the
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broomstick they use to stir it."
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THE ANIMAL HOUSE MEMORIAL AWARD:
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To the University of Florida and Penn State frats for actually
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HAVING toga parties.
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MOST HISTORIC STUNT
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CLEMSON: Students once tarred and feathered a guy for getting engaged.
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FAIRHAVEN COLLEGE: Students once secretly spiked brownies at a faculty party.
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A faculty member alledgedly got wasted.
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MERCER UNIVERSITY: Kappa Alpha stuffed cue balls in a cannon and shot them
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out of the administration building's windows.
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MIT: Ingenious techies hoisted a cow onto a nearby gas-storage tanks. The
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Nation-Guard was called out to take it down.
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PLYMOUTH STATE: A "moose-type football guy" put a pan on his head and dove
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through a window. ("People just stood there and watched.
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Nobody knew why he did it, but who's gonna argue with him,
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right?")
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SOUTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY: Springfest '86 - couple was visible next to
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the stage, happily humping to the beat of the
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band.
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UNIVERSITY OF CONNECTICUT: They still talk about 1975 when some men's dorms
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went coed and they threw an End of The Urnial
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party, at which the guys removed all of the
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urnials from the dorms.
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PARTY CAMPUS FASHION
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We asked the students what kinds of fasion trends were being set on today's
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party campuses. The beach look (complete with JAMS and Wayfarer sunglasses) was
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quite popular, but we thought THESE deserved mention.
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THE LET'S GET PRACTICAL FASHION AWARD: To Georgetown for its Beer Goggles.
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THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME AWARD: To southern Illinois and Ohio universities -
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|
both had guys who dressed up as penises and
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|
recuited a bunch of costumed sperm to run in
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|
front of them.
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THE FASHION SUPRISE OF THE YEAR AWARD: The return of tie-dye.
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THE FASHION NOSTALGIA AWARD: San Diego State actually brought back the
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freshman beanie.
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FASHION QUOTES OF THE YEAR: From a guy at the university of Tennesse - "Our
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|
one rule is no socks! If you wear socks, you are
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|
just low." and from a Missouri trend-setter - "No
|
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|
one dresses up here. Not unless they have a job
|
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|
interview or something." The fashion word from
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Clemson - "You know a girl's a freshman when she
|
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|
carries a pocketbook."
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|
THE NOT TOO SUBTLE FASHION AWARD: To the Rutgers fraternity boys who wear
|
|||
|
cone hats that say ORAL SEX.
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|
REPRESENTATIVE SCHOOL SONG
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|
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|
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|
We thought we'd give students a chance to pick songs or lyrics that best
|
|||
|
represented them, and we're sorry we did.
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|
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|
CENTRAL MICHIGAN: "Save my life-I'm going down for the last time." (Head East)
|
|||
|
COLORADO STATE: I drink alone (George Thorogood)
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|||
|
KANSAS STATE: Back in the saddle (Aerosmith)
|
|||
|
PLYMOUTH STATE: Jailbreak (Thin Lizzy)
|
|||
|
REED COLLEGE: The Sun is a mass of incadescent gas (Children's song)
|
|||
|
SAN DIEGO STATE: Sit on my face (and tell me you love me) (Monty Python)
|
|||
|
SOUTHERN ILLINOIS: No way out (Jefferson starship)
|
|||
|
ALL OTHER SCHOOLS: Why don't we get drunk and screw (Jimmy buffet)
|
|||
|
|
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|
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|
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|
MOST MEMORABLE S C A N D A L
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
|||
|
BROWN: Could have happened anywhere, but it happened here: The Student
|
|||
|
Prostitution Ring.
|
|||
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|
|||
|
REED COLLEGE: A protest against visiting Bible thumper in which students
|
|||
|
climbed into trees "flaunting our nudity."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
UNIVERSITY OF CONNECTICUT: That off-campus party that featured a woman called
|
|||
|
Hoover - nicknamed for the vacuum cleaner, not the president.
|
|||
|
|
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|
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|
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|
MISCELLANEOUS NOTABLES
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
|||
|
THE HONOUR ROLL AWARD (FOR THE MOST INTERESTING CLASS EXCHANGE):
|
|||
|
We know we've heard it before, but we like it. To the teacher of the
|
|||
|
West Virginia human-sexuality class who said that sperm was mostly glucose and
|
|||
|
the girl who raised her hand and asked "So how come it tastes so salty?"
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
THE SIS-BOOM-BAH AWARD: To sports fans at Kansas state and MIT. Kansas boys
|
|||
|
throw plucked chickens onto the gym floor during basketball games and conduct
|
|||
|
after-game car-ramming riots in the parking lot. As for MIT, the engineers
|
|||
|
apparently know how to rig huge balloons that self inflate in the middle of a
|
|||
|
game and also how to mix chemicals that weld the gates to Harvard Yard.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
THE RECORDKEEPERS' AWARD:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
1. To the sororities of LSU who outdid the fraternities in a 1986 beer
|
|||
|
drink-off consuming 150 more cases than the brothers. The Kappa Kappa
|
|||
|
Gamma ladies got best of show.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
2. To San Diego State for "one of the lowest grade-point avaerages in the
|
|||
|
CSU system."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
3. To the frat boys at the University of Nevada who keep tabs on their
|
|||
|
"brother-getting laid ratio."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
THE FAVORITE PARTY GAME AWARD: To Trinity College for Drink One/Wear One.
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
BEST SCHOOL MOTTO AWARD: Clemson's rise and shine (and party) maxim: "Wake
|
|||
|
and Bake."
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
THE "NICE TRY" AWARD: To University of West Virginia and Mercer College for
|
|||
|
sending us letters and petitions urging us NOT to
|
|||
|
include them here.
|
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|
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|
|||
|
Note from Jason Scott:
|
|||
|
|
|||
|
Now, this was a real pain to type in, but I hope all you out there enjoy
|
|||
|
this. And I beleive I have earned the right to include the numbers of some
|
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BBS's to call.
|
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The Works...(Mine).......900+ Textfiles...................(914)-238-8195
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