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[ Black September Pirates Present ]
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[ -cDc- Cult of The Dead Cow -cDc- ]
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[ A new entry in the beginner carding files ]
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"HOW TO CARD SHIT, WHEN YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS"
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Written by L.E. Pirate 1987
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Black September/-cDc- Communications.
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HAVING PARENTS
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Ok...I'm still living at home, as most of you nerds. Now, I'm sure many of you
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have wondered "HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA PULL OFF THAT CARDED 20 MEGGER?" I know
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damn well that some of you have parents as smart as a fucken tree stump. But
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for intelligent people, like my parents, they aren't gonna fucken believe that
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the carded hard drive is the modem. "Yeah, sure mom, it's the modem, remember,
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uh when we went to Zooliggerz Department Store and I begged for one? huh? do
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ya???". Well, maybe my mother would believe that but it just wouldn't hold
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steady with my dad, he's an electrical engineer and works around computers all
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the time, you can't say shit like "yeah, uh... that thing you've never seen
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before? oh... uh... that's Jimmies, yeah, he, uh, gave it to me". I know
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that some people do that shit, I got a unidisk from some dude who didn't care,
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and my parents believed it too. Anyways, how do you get away with it? Well, I
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suggest you practice carding small shit, like knives and bb guns and shit.
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Also, read as many carding files before you follow any instructions, this is
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for the beginner, but I assume that you understand the "basics". Practice
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going and picking them up, small things, your parents usually never notice. If
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your parents never go in your room, then splurge, card yourselves a bunch of
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sluts to work you over everyday, but if your mom isn't a yuppie bitch, then
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it's gonna be tough....After hours of day dreaming in school, I came across
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this method...
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CARDING BIG SHIT AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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ok...at this point, before carding ANYTHING. Tell your parents that you have a
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friend in California (or some other far away place, like I live in S.NJ so I
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usually say Nebraska or something). who is starting a computer business in a
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local shopping mall. Tell them months before that you want a 20 meg hard
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drive, keep telling them (you'll probably get it for xmas, but you can't wait
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that long), in no time, they'll be sick of it. So you say that the dude is
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gonna give you a hard drive as long as you advertise his company on systems all
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over the country (if your parents don't know you phreak, then just say
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"locally"), for the small price of a hard drive. You must have a friend set up
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in a state far away, in order to really do this. If your parents do not
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believe you, usually they do, but if they don't, give them the number of your
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friend (he must sound older, no squeaky voices), and say it is the computer
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store in the "mall". He must answer the phone like this: "This is the
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didly-squat computer store, this is Joe, may I help you?" If your parents start
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asking questions, the dude on the other end cannot be nervous, he has to see
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the thing through, even in the tough spots. If your parents buy it, then
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you're home free. Let "Joe" explain to your parents the concept of the deal.
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Also, I'd throw in an HST 9600 for good effect, as a "free gift". But you
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don't have to tell them that. You can only pull this off once, unless you have
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ultra-stupid parents. But i'd cash in real good cuz you cannot use this as
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much as you'd like to. If your parents work, then you do not have to worry,
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card everything as usual, and go pick it up at the drop site. If your dad
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works, and your mom doesn't. Go outside and ride your bike (how cute),
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skateboard, work on your car, kill dogs, spray paint the road, etc. anything,
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as long as you're in front of your house, and your mother knows it. Go pick up
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the shit, and goto your mother (who's probably in the kitchen, heh.) and say
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"oh goodie, look what just came! Hot dog! The nice UPS man just delivered
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it!" and open it, and say "hey look, a 9600 baud modem! wow!" and got to your
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room (where the computer is, unless you keep it in the family room..ha) and set
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it up. That's it! It works, and it is very sensible. If you have any
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questions or comments about this file, contact me at Dragonfire Private, number
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at the end of this.
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====================================================================
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The author of this file is not responsible for jack shit in this file
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or how the reader uses the contents to his/hers jollies. Fuck your
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self if you get caught, and if you call me crying, i'll kill you.
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Don't take Black Septembers title off of this, if you do, i'll kill
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you. Also, don't card to the same place twice. Read all of The
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Metallian's files on carding. Thanks, and have an average day.
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====================================================================
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Call these boards ...
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Dragonfire Private . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [609]/[424]-[2606]
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The Hobbit Hole AE . . 300B . . Hit 'D'. . . . . [609]/[429]-[3641]
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The Razor's Edge . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [301]/[561]-[6161]
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The Metal AE . . . . . PW=KILL . . . . . . . . . [201]/[879]-[666/8]
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Thanks to The Blade, The Metallian, The Simulator, Dial Tone,
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The Bronze Rider, The Snowman, Lustfer Death, Bungalow Bill,
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The Tempest, The Tailpipe, Swamp Rat, Franken Gibe, Frontal Nudity,
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The Rocker, The Rogue, Brain Tumor, and last but not least, TRAXSTER
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::Dragonfiles::Black September Comm. 10/20/87::
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[EOF-LEPER-AM
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AMEN
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Call Dragonfire 609/424-2606 1200 baud only...
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Old timer's hack/phreak...THE BEST.
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