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F I S H
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For all your phun stuff...
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presents:
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<20> The Anarchist's Toolkit <20>
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This will be a short file. It is basically a rewrite of a really cool
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file I found a long time ago (5+ years) that I have been unable to find
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since. If you find the original of this file somewhere, please upload
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it to DeBBie'S CLoSeT or The Sect, the latter with a message saying to
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send it to The Infidel.
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DISCLAIMER: This file is for informational purposes only. blah blah
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yakety smackety hoo doo doo yim yam flim flam bom bam boo
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+-------------------------------+
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-------------------+ Create your own ANARCHY Kit +----------------------
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+-------------------------------+
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So, you have decided to become a little devil-worshipping, societal
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outcast anarchist. Well, you will need a toolkit. This isn't
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absolutely mandatory, but it is great to store in your car or elsewhere
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for those spontaneous destructive urges. Here are the things you will
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need to make your own Anarchist Toolkit:
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+ Bag or box to store it all in. If you are just going to be carrying it
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around on foot, a backpack might be a good choice, because you then have
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both hands free, and can just run your ass off if the need arises. Use
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a box if you are going to store it in your car. A Hickory Farms gift
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box works nicely.
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+ Hammer. Use this to randomly break things to pieces. Things like:
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lights, mailboxes, birdbaths, windows, cars, random children, dogs,
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anything that is breakable is fun.
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+ Phillips and regular screwdrivers. You never know when you will need
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one of these. You can dismantle someone's car, pry open things with
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the regular head screwdriver, chisel away and make statues out of
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babies. Anything. Having multiple sizes is nice, because you may
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come across small screws, or very large ones.
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+ 7/16 wrench, with a thin lip. This is for breaking into random phone
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boxes and miscellaneous other garbage.
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+ Crescent wrench. To unscrew multiple sized bolts, nuts, whatnot.
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+ Glue, the anarchists friend. There are unlimited things you can do
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with a good tube of rubber cement. The more the hairier. For more
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suggestions on what to use glue on, see our other file, Vandal 3.
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+ Phone cord and handheld phone. This is the phreak's friend. You can
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use it to dial 1-900-HOT-SEXX or whatever your fantasies desire. See
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also: Vaseline. Alligator clips are nice as well.
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+ Gunpowder. You never know when the pyromaniac inside everyone will
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come out.
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+ Slingshot. There are countless things to shoot at during the wee hours
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when you will be out doing your mischief.
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+ Gloves. You might run across something sensitive you don't want to get
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fingerprints on. If you drive, they've got your fingerprints. That's
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what that little thumb scanner does at the DMV.
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+ Wirecutters. These have almost unlimited utility to the bored anarchist.
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Use them to, well, cut wires. You can splice phone lines, cut a hole
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in a bothersome fence, cut a hole in a bothersome Doberman, etc..
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+ Pocketknife. A Swiss Army knife is best, because you just might need
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to pop the cork out of a bottle of Chardonnay while out being naughty.
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+ Money. For those late night snack urges. Just throw a 5 in the bag and
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forget about it, so you won't raid it later to support your crack habit.
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+ Rope. This might be unneccesary, but it all depends on how you waste
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your Saturday nights.
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+ Crowbar. This is also somewhat optional, but it helps when you need to
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pull the lids off of manholes.
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+ Spray Paint. Preferably a nasty color like chartreuse. For those vandal
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instincts in everyone.
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+ Toilet Paper. This is unneccesary all the time, but keeping a spare roll
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around just might prove useful sometime.
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+ Flashlight. For obvious reasons.
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+ Laptop computer. If you've got it, bring it with you. Always proves
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useful. A modem is basically necessary if you bring this, though not
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always, if you find a port somewhere.
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+ Lighter. For setting anything in sight on fire, lighting bombs, burning
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obnoxious killer death spiders of +5 annoyance. Lots of uses for them.
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+ Lighter Fluid. Like that Ronsonol junk at your local 7-11. Just ask
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Rashneesh for zippo fluid. Get the yellow bottle. This stuff leaks, so
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put it in a ziploc(tm) bag. or something leakproof. Make sure it's the
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yellow and blue makes green kind or you might spill, because you can't
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just squeeze the bag and make sure it's closed. NO! Then Glad wouldn't
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make any money. This is for making pretty pictures on cement and setting
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it on fire, or maybe making pretty pictures in Timmy's hair and setting
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him on fire. Whatever, just get some. It's useful and cheep!
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