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|____________________________________________________________________|
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...presents... The Pope Review
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by Curtis Yarvin
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>>> a cDc publication.......1994 <<<
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-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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|____digital_media____digital_culture____digital_media____digital_culture____|
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Contents:
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Sixtus VI: Pope 4 tha Nineties
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Pope Joan: Xcommunication
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Def Urban: Humanae Vitae
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Sixtus VI: Pope 4 tha Nineties
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Black Bull Press
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1 6730 In Terra Libera
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2 4200 Ecclesia Mundi
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3 8120 Semper Vitae
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4 2210 Non Fidelis
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5 10330 Animalia
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6 8900 Salvia Divinorum
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7 2890 Non Fidelis (Il Purgatorio Remix)
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8 5340 Ecclesia Mundi (Papal States Remix)
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Comments: Hot young Pope Sixtus VI is already cutting sharp waves in British
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chapels, and his second anthology "Pope 4 tha Nineties" shows us why. Sixtus
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VI's Latin is fluent, fluid, and melodic, and his rhetoric harder than anyone's
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since John XXIII. "In Terra Libera" rips straight off with a hard-hitting,
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preachable case for freedom of worship; "Semper Vitae" is a smooth ambient
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piece on medical technology; and "Salvia Divinorum" rocks the house down on
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false prophets. Topping the volume off are the hardcover-bonus remixes of "Non
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Fidelis" and "Ecclesia Mundi," by German ultramontanist firebreather Luther
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Zero, which by themselves would make "Pope 4 tha Nineties" well worth the
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import price.
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Summary: 10/10. Sixtus VI brings the Bull home again.
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Pope Joan: Xcommunication
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Horns of the Cow
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1 3440 Ex Communica (Zwingli Is Dead Mix)
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2 11890 Ex Communica (Ras Tafari Mix)
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3 1300 Ex Communica (Fra Sahagun Mix)
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Comments: This is Pope Joan's first release and if it's anything to go by we
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have a lot to look forward to. The angry young Dutchwoman takes a choppy
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feminist rant and mixes it in with a healthy dose of expertly-applied samples,
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everything from medieval Innocent IV bulls to 1930s Jamaican theology and
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period reports on Aztec myth. The mix is a little grungy in places but flows
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thick and fast, and if you don't like one sentence you'll probably find
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something in the next. And the theology just plain burns. This is one that'll
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get the crowd lighting torches.
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Summary: 9/10. If it weren't for Horns of the Cow's lousy illumination and
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layout this'd be a 10 too. Imported and hard to find - but grab it if you see
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it.
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Def Urban: Humanae Vitae
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Wurds of Wisdum
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1 2790 Humanae Vitae (Trojan Reix)
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3 7830 Humanae Vitae (Granada Remix)
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4 18060 Humanae Vitae (Treaty of Tordesillas Remix)
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Comments: Even at $4.99 domestic this Def Urban maxi-single is the absolute
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worst waste of paper I've ever seen in my life. If you've ever seen John
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XXIII's original "Humanae Vitae," or think you might, in this life or any
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other, DON'T under any circumstances come within spitting distance of Def
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Urban's version. Even with a million two-bit "Humanae Vitae" remixes floating
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around, Def Urban stands out. Abominable. Sludgy, blurry printing, execrable
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Latin, and lots and lots of stupid condom jokes. Cardinal Ximenez himself
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wouldn't have stooped to more than the first two thousand words of the
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dragged-out awful pseudo-tribal "Treaty of Tordesillas Remix." Def Urban are
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neo-Inquisition at its worst.
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Summary: 1/10. The auto-da-fe's too good for them.
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(U) |==================================================================|
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.ooM |Copyright (c) 1994 cDc communications and Curtis Yarvin. |
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\_______/|All Rights Reserved. 12/01/1994-#298|
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