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{ George Carlin: nonconformist, liberal, open-minded, and by far }
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funnier than any other comedian-come-lately. His latest effort
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{ has been transcribed for your carnal [dis]pleasure. Enjoy! }
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{ the }
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-=*/> Buzzz Bros. <\*=-
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present
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AN INCOMPLETE LIST OF IMPOLITE WORDS:
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2,443 FILTHY WORDS AND PHRASES
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Part II
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Compiled By George Carlin
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Text Entry by Havoc
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Lecher
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alley cat amoroso
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animal basher
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bed-presser belly bumper
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bird's nester bluebeard
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bum fiddler casanova
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chimney sweep chippy chaser
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cock hound cocksman
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cocksmith don juan
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eager beaver feather-bed soldier
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fleece hunter flesh fly
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flesh monger flower fancier
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fox hunter fuckster
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gamestock gash hound
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goat grouser
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gully raker hair monger
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headhunter horseman
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king of clubs ladies' tailor
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lech libertine
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lothario lover
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make-out artist meat hound
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moll hunter mr. horner
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muttoner parish bull
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pelter pinch-bottom
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prigger quail hunter
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ranger rider
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rooster rounder
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rutter sexpert
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sexual athleat sharpshooter
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skin dog smell smock
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son of venus sportsman
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stallion stoat
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stud swinger
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swordsman tad
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tit kisser tomcat
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town bull town rake
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tug-mutton tummy tickler
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whisker splitter whore hopper
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whore hound womanizer
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woodman
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Easy Woman
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adultera alley cat
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bangster bed bunny
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belly-lass biffer bimbo
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bunny calico queen
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charity's stuff chippy
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coming wench cum freak
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dead easy easy lay
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easy make easy meat
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floozy free-for-all
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free ride gay in the groin
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gobble-prick goober grabber
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grassback grind
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hairy bit high flyer
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hobby horse horns-to-sell
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hoy lay hot stuff
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hot number hot tamale
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hussy jazz baby
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letching piece light skirts
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loose woman miss horner
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nestlecock nympho
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open-ass pick-up
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piece of stray playgirl
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pleaser push-over
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puta roundheel
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scupper sexpot
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shagstress short-heeled wench
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slot-jab soft-jaw
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strollop tickle-tail
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town punch tramp
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wag-tail walk-up fuck
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wanton warm bit
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willing-tit yes-girl
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Prostitute
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ass peddler bachelor's wife
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bangster barrack hack
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bimmy bird
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biscuit blouser
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bob tail boong moll
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broad bunny
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burlap sister business girl
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butt-peddler call girl
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cannon woman canvasback
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chippy cock-eyed jenny
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coffee grinder come-catcher
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common sewer company girl
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crack salesman cruiser
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door keeper dress for sale
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early door erring sister
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fallen woman fast-fanny
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fast woman ferry
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flag-about flash-tail
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flatback flax-wench
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flesh pot floosie
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foreskin hunter frail sister
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garbage can girl at ease
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guinea hen harlot
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harpie hatrack
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hay-bag hooker
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hose-bag hunt-about
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hustler joy girl
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lady of the evening lease piece
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livestock loose fish
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lowheel mattress
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merry-legs moonlighter
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notch-broad nymph of darkness
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old rip overnight bag
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piece piece of trade
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pinch-prick pintle-twister
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poker climber pro
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prossy punchable fun
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put quial
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quiff raspberry tart
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reciever general red-light sister
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sailor's bait saleslady
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scarlet sister she sails
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sister sister of mercy
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sloop of war slut
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speedy sister sporting girl
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stem siren streetwalker
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strumpet tail
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toffer tricking broad
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vice sister whore
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window tapper woman about town
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working girl zook
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apron squire ass peddler
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brother of the gusset button broker
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crack salesman fishmonger
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honey man hustler
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missionary panderer
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petticoat merchant ponce
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procurer prosser
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runner skirt man
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stable boss toute
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whiskin
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academy bagnio
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bag-shanty bandbox
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coupling house disorderly house
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doss house fish market
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house of all nations house of ill fame
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whoreshop
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backstroke roulette bash the candle
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beat off beat the bishop
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beat the dummy beat the meat
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beat the stick bleed the weed
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blow your load bludgeon the beefsteak
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bop the baloney box the jesuit
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butter the corn choke the chicken
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choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come
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clean your rifle crank your shank
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crown the king cuff the carrot
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diddle drain the monster
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fist fuck fist your mister
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five against one flog the dog
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flog the hog flog your dong
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flute solo fondle the fig
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gallop the antelope give it a tug
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grease the pipe hack the hog
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hand job hand work
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have it off hitchhike under the bigtop
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hump your hose jackhammer
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jack off jazz yourself
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jerk off jerk the gherkin
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lope the mule make the bald man puke
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manipulate the mango manual override
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milk the lizard mount the corporal and four
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nerk your throbber oil the glove
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onan's olympics one-man show
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pack your palm paddle the pickle
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paint the pickle paint the ceiling
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please your pisser plunk your twanger
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pocket pinball pocket pool
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pound your pud pull off
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snap the whip soldier's joy
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spank the frank spank the salami
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stroke your poker take yourself in hand
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tease the weenie tenderize the meat
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the five-knuckle shuffle thump the pump
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tickle your pickle toss off
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visiting rosie palm and her five daughters
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walk the dog wank
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wax the carrot wax the dolphin
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whack off whip off
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whip your dripper whizzin' jizzum
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wonk your conker work off
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wrestle your eel wring out your rope
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finger fuck finger job
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alice ass bandit
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angel ass king
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auntie blow boy
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bun duster buttercup
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bandit belle
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bent betty
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boy broken-wrist
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brown-hatter cocksucker
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cake eater cream puff
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cock queen capon
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cannibal chicken
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chicken-hawk closet queen
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cowboy dicksucker
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dick smoker daffodil
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ducky dandy
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daisy dicky licker
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ethel fag
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faggot fruit
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fairy flirt
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flaming faggot gay
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gayboy girlie
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goat blower gobbler
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gonsel green and yellow fellow
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gentlemiss gussie
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homo he-she
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himmer hen-hussy
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joy-boy joey
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lick-spigot malkin
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mary ann molly mop
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miss nancy meat hound
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nephew one of those
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pink pants pansy
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powder puff pretty boy
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pussy punk
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pillow-biter piccolo player
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quiff queer
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queen quince
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rear admiral rear gunner
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raving queen rimadonna
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receiver sissy
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screaming fairy sis
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soapy sister
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spurge sissy-britches
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skin diver skippy
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suckster sweetie
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swish third-sexer
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three-dollar bill three-legged beaver
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twinkie twank
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twixter turd burgler
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uranist undercover man
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whoops boy willie boy
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wonk
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Homosexuals (Female)
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amy-john boon dagger
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bull bull dyke
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bull dagger butch
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beaver eater carpet muncher
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dyke diesel dyke
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fairy lady fem
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femme fluff
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fluzz dyke gal boy
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gay jasper
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lady-lover les
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lesbyterian lezzie
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lezbo lezzo
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lover under the lap margie
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mintle ruffle
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rug eater split tail lover
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sappho sister
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sergeant tribadist
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tootsie top sergeant
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wolf
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Sodomite
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bird-taker brown hatter
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brownie brownie king
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bugger bum fucker
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burglar corn-holer
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eye doctor gentleman of the back room
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gut butcher gut fucker
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gut scraper gut stuffer
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inspector of manholes jesuit
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jockey reamer
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ring-snatcher sheep-herder
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shit stirer stern chaser
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stuffer turd burglar
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turk uncle
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usher wolf
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Anal Intercourse
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ass-fuck backdoor
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bake potatoes bend some ham
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baloney colonic basco boulevard
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brown brown hole
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bugger bum fuck
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butt-bang butt-fuck
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chocolate speedway cornhole
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dig a ditch dip in the fudgepot
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do a brown dot the "I"
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fish for brown trout fluff the duff
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get some mud for the duck goin' down the dirt road
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greeking hershey highway
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hit someone in the seat keister stab
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kneeling at the altar making poundcake
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mustard road over the bridge to plimpton
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packing fudge paint the bucket
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pop it in the toaster powder someone's cheeks
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pushin' shit uphill ram job
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ream rectify
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ride the deck saddle up
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shit-fuck split some buns
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stir fudge third way
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thread somebody tom-fuck
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Analingus
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ass blow bite the brown
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blow some ass clean up the kitchen
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eat jam eat poundcake
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lickety-split play the piano
|
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rim job rimming
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shove the tongue smear the tuna
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snarf suck asshole
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sugar bowl pie take a trip to the moon
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tell a french joke tongue-fuck
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toss a salad whitewash the back 40
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Fellatio
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B.J. blow
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blow job blow the whistle
|
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bone-lipper chew it
|
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cop a doodle cop a stem
|
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drop on it eat dick
|
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fluting french job
|
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french way get a facial
|
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give face give head
|
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give pearls gobble
|
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gobble the goop go down
|
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go down for a whomp go down on
|
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gum a root gunch
|
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head job hum a tune
|
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hum job hummer
|
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inhale the oyster knob job
|
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lay some lip mouth fuck
|
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munch open wide for chunky
|
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|
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pipe job piston job
|
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play a tune polish the chrome
|
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polish the knob serve head
|
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slob the knob smoke a dick
|
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smoke the white owl suck a bondini
|
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|
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suck dick suck off
|
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|
|
suck the sugar-stick sucky-fucky
|
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|
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swallow a sword swing on it
|
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|
|
tongue job worship at the altar
|
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|
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wring it dry
|
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|
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Cunnilingus
|
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|
|
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|
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|
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|
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barking at the ape bird-washing
|
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|
|
blow-job box lunch
|
|||
|
|
bush dinner canyon yodeling
|
|||
|
|
cuntino fillet with white sauce cunt lapping
|
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|
|
dive a muff eating at the "Y"
|
|||
|
|
eating pussy eating out
|
|||
|
|
egg mcmuff face job
|
|||
|
|
french job french tricks
|
|||
|
|
furburger give face
|
|||
|
|
give head go down on
|
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|
|
go south go under the house
|
|||
|
|
hair pie head job
|
|||
|
|
larking lickety split
|
|||
|
|
moustache ride muff barking
|
|||
|
|
muff dive mumbling in the moss
|
|||
|
|
pearl diving playing in the sandbox
|
|||
|
|
sea food dinner shrimping
|
|||
|
|
sit on one's face skull fuck
|
|||
|
|
smokin' in the fur sneeze in the basket
|
|||
|
|
sneeze in the cabbage talking to the boat people
|
|||
|
|
talking to the canoe driver telephone the stomach
|
|||
|
|
tongue-fuck tuna taco
|
|||
|
|
whistle in the dark whistling in the weeds
|
|||
|
|
yodeling in the gully
|
|||
|
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|
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|
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|
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|
|
Mutual Oral Sex
|
|||
|
|
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|
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|
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|
|
dinner beneath the bridge double header
|
|||
|
|
flip-flop head over heels in love
|
|||
|
|
loop-de-loop play hoop snake
|
|||
|
|
P's and Q's sea food mutual
|
|||
|
|
sixty-nine
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
Group Sex
|
|||
|
|
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|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
bunch punch chain jerk
|
|||
|
|
choo-choo circle jerk
|
|||
|
|
club sandwich crew screw
|
|||
|
|
daisy chain everythingathon
|
|||
|
|
fuckathon gang bang
|
|||
|
|
gang shag group grope
|
|||
|
|
mazola party mob job
|
|||
|
|
mongolian cluster fuck orgy
|
|||
|
|
pull a train pull party
|
|||
|
|
ring jerk round pound
|
|||
|
|
swing party team cream
|
|||
|
|
three way
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
The Posterior (all parts)
|
|||
|
|
---------------------------
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
arse ass
|
|||
|
|
asshole back end
|
|||
|
|
back door back door trumpet
|
|||
|
|
backside behind
|
|||
|
|
bim blindeye
|
|||
|
|
blot bogey
|
|||
|
|
boody booty
|
|||
|
|
bosco boulevard bottom
|
|||
|
|
brown bucket brownie
|
|||
|
|
bucket bum
|
|||
|
|
bung hole buns
|
|||
|
|
butt caboose
|
|||
|
|
cans cheeks
|
|||
|
|
chocolate speedway chuff
|
|||
|
|
clunes corybungus
|
|||
|
|
culo derriere
|
|||
|
|
dirt road dot
|
|||
|
|
double juggs duff
|
|||
|
|
dummock duster
|
|||
|
|
fanny farting clapper
|
|||
|
|
feak fud
|
|||
|
|
fudge tunnel gigi
|
|||
|
|
grommet hershey highway
|
|||
|
|
hearts heinie
|
|||
|
|
hind hole
|
|||
|
|
hunkers keister
|
|||
|
|
khyber pass last part over the fence
|
|||
|
|
latter end little brown eyeball
|
|||
|
|
luds moon
|
|||
|
|
nates northpole
|
|||
|
|
orbs poop chute
|
|||
|
|
porthole prats
|
|||
|
|
pucker hole rear
|
|||
|
|
rearend rester
|
|||
|
|
ring rip
|
|||
|
|
round-eye rump
|
|||
|
|
scut seat
|
|||
|
|
sewer shit chute
|
|||
|
|
slats tail
|
|||
|
|
tan track toby
|
|||
|
|
toches tush
|
|||
|
|
underside windmill
|
|||
|
|
windward passage
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
Excrement
|
|||
|
|
-----------
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
alley apple baby ruth
|
|||
|
|
brown round ca-ca
|
|||
|
|
cack cow puppy
|
|||
|
|
crap dead soldier
|
|||
|
|
doo-doo dreck
|
|||
|
|
dung duty
|
|||
|
|
horse dumpling hockey
|
|||
|
|
jank meadow dressing
|
|||
|
|
night soil plot
|
|||
|
|
poop poo-poo
|
|||
|
|
shit turd
|
|||
|
|
yackum
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
Defecate
|
|||
|
|
----------
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
bury a quaker chuck a turd
|
|||
|
|
clart dispatch one's cargo
|
|||
|
|
drop a load go potty
|
|||
|
|
grunt lay some cable
|
|||
|
|
make a deposit pinch a loaf
|
|||
|
|
poop post a letter
|
|||
|
|
scumber squat
|
|||
|
|
take a dump take a shit
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
Related
|
|||
|
|
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|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
chuffnuts clinkers
|
|||
|
|
dingleberries fartleberries
|
|||
|
|
klingons will-knots
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
Flatulence
|
|||
|
|
------------
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
back-talk blast
|
|||
|
|
blow off blow the horn
|
|||
|
|
break wind breeze
|
|||
|
|
bucksnort burn bad powder
|
|||
|
|
burnt cheese cabbage fart
|
|||
|
|
cheezer chocolate thunder
|
|||
|
|
crepitate cut one
|
|||
|
|
drop a rose fart
|
|||
|
|
fluff gurk
|
|||
|
|
hinder blast honk
|
|||
|
|
lay a fart let go
|
|||
|
|
let one make a rude noise
|
|||
|
|
pass air pocket thunder
|
|||
|
|
poot rouser
|
|||
|
|
scotch warming-pan shoot rabbits
|
|||
|
|
stinker tail shot
|
|||
|
|
talk german tee off
|
|||
|
|
wet one whiffer
|
|||
|
|
winder
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
Urine
|
|||
|
|
-------
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
chamber lye cousin sis
|
|||
|
|
golden shower long tea
|
|||
|
|
mickey bliss number one
|
|||
|
|
pee pee-pee
|
|||
|
|
piss sis
|
|||
|
|
tail juice tail water
|
|||
|
|
tea wee
|
|||
|
|
wee-wee yellow stream
|
|||
|
|
zigg
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
Urinate
|
|||
|
|
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|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
bleed the liver burn the grass
|
|||
|
|
do number one drain
|
|||
|
|
drain the lizard drain the radiator
|
|||
|
|
drain the snake drain the suds
|
|||
|
|
kill a snake kill a tree
|
|||
|
|
lag lant
|
|||
|
|
leak let fly
|
|||
|
|
make make water
|
|||
|
|
nature stop pass water
|
|||
|
|
pee pee-pee
|
|||
|
|
pick a daisy piddle
|
|||
|
|
piss point percy at the porcelain
|
|||
|
|
pump ship rack off
|
|||
|
|
run off shake a sock
|
|||
|
|
shake hands with an old friend shake the dew off the lily
|
|||
|
|
slack splash
|
|||
|
|
spring a leak squeeze the lemon
|
|||
|
|
squirt strain one's taters
|
|||
|
|
syphon the python take a leak
|
|||
|
|
take a piss take your snake for a gallop
|
|||
|
|
tinkle toy-toy
|
|||
|
|
train terrance on the terra cotta
|
|||
|
|
visit miss murphy void
|
|||
|
|
water the dragon water the horses
|
|||
|
|
wee wee-wee
|
|||
|
|
wet whiz
|
|||
|
|
wring out a kidney wring the dew off the branch
|
|||
|
|
wring your sock out
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
Smegma
|
|||
|
|
--------
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
cheese duck butter
|
|||
|
|
gnat bread
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
Toilet
|
|||
|
|
--------
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
altar room bath
|
|||
|
|
bathroom biffy
|
|||
|
|
bog chamber of commerce
|
|||
|
|
closet of decency comfort station
|
|||
|
|
facilities gentlemen's room
|
|||
|
|
gent's room indoor plumbing
|
|||
|
|
jake john
|
|||
|
|
ladies' room lav
|
|||
|
|
leakery library
|
|||
|
|
little boys' room little girls' room
|
|||
|
|
loo marble palace
|
|||
|
|
men's room mrs. jones place
|
|||
|
|
old soldiers' home pisser
|
|||
|
|
plumbing pot
|
|||
|
|
powder room public convenience
|
|||
|
|
restroom sandbox
|
|||
|
|
shit house shitter
|
|||
|
|
shot tower tearoom
|
|||
|
|
twilight used beer department
|
|||
|
|
washroom water closet
|
|||
|
|
where the queen goes on foot whiz stand
|
|||
|
|
whizzer
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
__________________________
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
Special Thanks To:
|
|||
|
|
__________________________
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
Pepsi Cola (Diet Pepsi)
|
|||
|
|
Marlboro Cigarettes
|
|||
|
|
Miller Lite
|
|||
|
|
|
|||
|
|
and of course.....
|
|||
|
|
George Carlin
|
|||
|
|
__________________________
|
|||
|
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|
|||
|
|
-=*/> Buzzz Bros. <\*=-
|
|||
|
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(c) MCMXCI
|
|||
|
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__________________________
|
|||
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