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B.A.R.
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Bad Ass Retards
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presents
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"How to Get Free Soda's"
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This is the easiest way to rip off Soda Machines. If you ever
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get really thirsty and then find out that you have no money on you this
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is the solution.
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This procedure is going to need at least two people or at the
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most three people. The way that you get the free soda is by tipping
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the soda machine towards you. You need two people to do this because
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if you try to do it on your own the machine can fall on you and even
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kill you. The two people both get on a side of the Soda Machine. You
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both want to start pulling on it. The easiest way to get this started
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is by putting your feet against the wall and pushing out with your feet,
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and pulling with your arms. The machine will then start to fall over.
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What you then do is get in front of the machine and prop it up. You do
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not want the machine to fall on top of you. You then shake it up and
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down while it is still tipped. Soda's will then fall out of the machine.
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If you get more than two sodas out of the Machine then you are
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going to have a problem getting them out. Well then what you do is push
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one of the soda's back up into that flap that the soda's come out of. You
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take your two out and then get the rest of them.
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The trick is caused by this: When a Soda Machine is filled up you
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are not supposed ot fill it to the very top. There is a bar that you are
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supposed to fill it up to. Well nobody ever does. When the machine is
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filled you will get tons of of soda's. Even when the machine is low you can
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get some, but you have to tip it down even farther. If you see any lites
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on, the little orange ones that lite up when the machine is empty, Do not
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even bother trying.
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B.A.R.
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jUNGLE jIMMY
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