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School Locker Fun
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(weeeeee!)
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Here are some fun, destructive and annoying things to do at
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school to the lockers. The first is the most fun, but also the
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most hazardous. Carry around your handy, dandy bic, zippo or
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whatever lighter and light the papers that stick out of the lockers
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in the hallway. You know what I'm talking about, the little
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corners of papers that kids leave sticking out of their lockers,
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light 'em on fire! However, do it discretely and don't stand
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around and watch. It will be funny to hear how kids got their
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homework fried, along with anything else flammable in their locker.
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This is a classic and will provide many hours of pyro-technic fun!
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Another neat thing to do is to break into lockers and see what
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you can nab. The best way to do this, unless the locker is already
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open of course, is to use the "jiggling" technique. How it works
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is you pull the handle of the locker out as far as it can go, hold
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it there, and jiggle the locker up and down. If it barely moves
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(the door) it probably won't open. However, if it moves a lot and
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feels lose, you can probably open it. Then, look, grab run and
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enjoy! This also works with top cabinets to lockers, but only if
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the door has a knob or handle on it. Just pull and jiggle up and
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down.
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These next few are for jokes or for bothering kids you hate.
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One thing to do is to put your own locks on others kids lockers.
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Then, obviously, they won't be able to open it! What a pain in the
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ass it will be for the kid to go to his locker, see that it is
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locked, and have to go get a janitor to take it off. For best
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effect, get many locks and do it 2-3 times a week if you can. Boy,
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will that kid be pissed!
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Something else you can do is melt the locks that kid already
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have on their lockers. This only works with plastic locks but is
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annoying to do to people. Just take your lighter and melt the
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dials on the lock to each other or just melt anything plastic on
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the lock, at least it will be fun to do! This works best with
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these locks I sometime see that are florescent green or pink and
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have four switch type things on them. All I do is line up the
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switches and melt them into one blob. This is cool because then
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the kid can't open his locker. Neato!
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The last and funniest thing to do is too friends or enemies in
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gym class. Just find their locker, and get in to the locker room
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early. Then take a good amount of your moms most powerful smelling
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perfume and spray it through the vent and douse the kids clothes.
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Boy will he smell like a fairy! Ha ha, this is a riot to do
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because the kid will smell like a total idiot. Or better yet,
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while he is in gym, soak his normal clothes, that will be even
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worse! Talk about laughing hysterically, it is just too funny!
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Lastly, for all you out there that want easy access to your
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own school locker, just stick some folded up paper in the door
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slots. Then the door will close and hold, but not lock, leaving
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you to open it without doing the combo. Good luck on all your
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anarchy fun!
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A <20><><EFBFBD> release
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Courtesy of Irie Man
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