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1.3 KiB
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26 lines
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Please form two(2) lines:
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Citizens of the Banana Republic and legal resident aliens to the RIGHT --->
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Perform obsequious, proper and fitting obeisance to El Presidente, pay the
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customary bribe and enter...
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<--- To the LEFT... Lepers, Scum, Peons, Peasants, Serfs, New Users, et al.
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Please have your organ donor card available; form a line, single file; take
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this time to prepare mentally for the body cavity search; please sign and date
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the standard "Last Will & Testament" you have just received; indicate on your
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Immigration form whether you prefer the standard or deluxe tour of the dungeons
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and how you wish your remains to be disposed of; take this opportunity to pay
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your BR Arrival tax, all major credit cards welcomed; ignore the man behind the
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curtain; hand your passport to the uniformed Customs official for disposal;
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smoke 'em if you've got 'em and please note that for today only officially
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sanctioned "I love Barri, the Banana, to bits!" T-shirts are on sale at an
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amazing 1.125% discount from the tourist shop in the arrival lounge.
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+---------------------------------------------------------+
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| WELCOME TO THE BANANA REPUBLIC BBS AND HAVE A NICE STAY |
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