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Plaintext
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632 B
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Its Christmas Time in the Banana Republic
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<Cue the plastic, lifeless elevator Xmas muzak>
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<Cue the gaudy, irritatingly bright, flashing, Christmas lights>
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<Cue Santa's Elves, dancing like moronic imbeciles>
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<Ready the thousands of smiling extras singing boring, idiotic carols>
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<Cue the smelly, ugly, fat, drunk, child molester in the Santa Suit>
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"Is the homicidal, manical Banana with the chainsaw ready????"
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"Good..."
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"Lights, Cameras, Action..."
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THE BANANA REPUBLIC BBS
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