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Anarchy inc. Proudly Presents:
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MISCELLANEOUS STUFF
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by:
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!!--! avoc
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!! haos
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PROWLING:
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Prowling. I like the sound of that. Reminds me of a cat,, slinking through
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the night. Isn't that the idea of it? Basically, all you need to do is wear
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dark clothing, sneakers, know how to keep quiet, and remember the 2 basic rules
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of all sneaks: 1) Don't be dumb, 2) Don't get caught. Prowling is the basic
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skill for things as ghetting, trashing, and roofing.
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ROOFING:
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Roofing isn't particularly useful, just fun. There's nothing to it, really,
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just climbing and observation skills are needed. Remember to keep quiet if you
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do it in the daytime, The Moon Roach and I got caught 'cause we were jumping
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on skylights, bouncing tennis balls, and mooning the parking lot - dumb.
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You usually get onto a roof from the outside, but if you're lucky, you can
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get up from a trapdoor or something from inside. Moon Roach, The Daredevil,
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and I were hanging around the Cow Palace after a Yes concert, and we went back
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in about an hour after the show was over, right past security guards and
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janitors. We went -everywhere- in there, including the roof.
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Other roofs attained by Anarchy inc. members: Vallco Mall, Sunnyvale Town
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Center, several various houses, Monta Vista High, Payless, a few minor
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shopping centers, and Jollyman School (big deal).
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TUNNELING:
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This is just going through the tunnels where a waterway (one of those
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ditches you see from time to time) goes under a road or plot of land where
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a 6-foot wide ditch would be unappropriate decor, like a school. This, again,
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serves no useful purpose other than fun, but they also make good testing
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grounds for any explosives you may have made (naughty you! heh, heh...*BOOM*).
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Bring a flashlight and 2 plastic garbage bags with matching rubber bands for
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each person against a puddle of epic proportions. Spray paint is optional.
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AVOIDING SECURITY:
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This is useful for things like concerts if you want to meet the band or
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something. Make your way sneakily to somewhere close to the guard and have
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a friend be somewhere in the sight of the guard, but sort of far away.
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He should do something distracting now, like doing a rain dance in the nude,
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or sitting down with a bag of ants and a hammer and smashing them one at a
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time. When the guard goes over to inspect your friend more closely, slip by.
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GHETTING:
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This is your basic breaking and entering and burglary. I call it "to ghet"
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(pronounced 'get') because I don't like the soundn of "breaking & entering
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and burglary". The eaisiest way to get (not ghet, not yet) into a house is
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through one of those "burglar-proof" windows. Stick a key or small piece of
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metal in between the bottom of the screen and the window pane and pry it out.
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Now put the both of your hands on the window and press hard while sliding the
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window open. Gloves should be worn unless you don't care if they have an
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excellent set of all your fingerprints.
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The second way to get in is through a door which doesn't have a deadbolt.
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Just take a coat hanger and bend it into this shape: ========
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Slip it behind the little metal block which sticks !
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into the doorjam and pull towards you, but not too far \=======
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or the thing will just snap back and you'll have to try again.
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If the people were stupid and put a door on with hinges on the outside,
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just remove the hinges. This can be done either by unscrewing them or by
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pulling the pins out with the pair of pliers.
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Of course, there's always lockpicking, but this is hard if you're not good
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at it, or don't have the right tools. Practice at home until you get really
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good at it before you try it out somewhere. Some locksmiths sell lockpick
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sets.
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If you're ghetting something from a school (e.g. computers, chemicals) or
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someplace with an alarm, look for the place to turn it off. Sonitrol, which
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most schools use, is turned off by a vending-machine type key, so jam some
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air-hardening clay into there, let it dry, and use it as a key. Now you can
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get in normally.
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PHINDING:
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This is when you phind something and keep it, you're just helping whoever
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lost it, lose it. It's also called shoplifting, but I don't like the sound
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of that either, so it's called "phinding" from now on.
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When you go phinding, remember not to phind more than one (or two, if
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they're small) thing at a time for several reasons. One is that the more
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things you slip into your coat or backpact, the more chances are that some
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prude will see you. Another reason is that it may get to me too much for you
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to handle normally, and things may drop out as you're leaving - not good.
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A third reason is that >IF< you do manage to get caught, well...if you were
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a store owner, how much more pissed would you be at someone who had his
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jacket and backpack full of stuff than a person with a book?
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Also, don't be a kleptomaniac, phind only things you need. A member
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of Anarchy inc., who wishes to remain anonymous was recently caught steal-
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ing fish eggs...one of each color. Fish eggs!? Remember, the more things
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you phind, the more the odds are bumped up against you.
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Oh, remember, when you are phinding things, don't act abnormal, like
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they always do in those after-school specials. You know what I mean,
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standing in front of the item you're planning to phind for 5 minutes looking
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around in every direction possible and then not noticing the clerk walking
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up behind you.
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The first in a series of "MISCELLANEOUS NASTIES" files.
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Anarchy inc. "We take care of our own."
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