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The Motorhead presents....
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Bill the Cat is MY Friend!
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None of you are going to believe this, but I have something to admit: Bill
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the Cat is my friend! Yes! I actually like the guy. I have decided to set the
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record straight on a few things which have been said about BtC in the past, as
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well as many recent remarks.
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First off, it was rumored that Bill the Cat (then going under his real name
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instead of his present monicker) molests fire hydrants. I have been talking to
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Bill quite a lot recently, and he has been confiding in me about various aspects
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of his life. I have it on good authority that he does NOT molest fire hydrants;
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he actually likes to do it with street light fixtures as well as various small
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furry creatures. I bet the fire hydrant lie was made up by that mean and nasty
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person, A Modem User. God, is he really mean!
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Next, recently A certain Modem User alleged that Bill was caught shoplifting
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at a porno accessory place. I must say that, after talking to Bill and with the
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police forces of the area, that this is totally untrue. The charges were
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dropped after it was discovered that his parents ran the store and that he was
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just bringing a few things home from the store for him and his parents to use
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for an evening of fun and relaxation.
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I'm sure that Bill will truly appreciate the fact that I have set the facts
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straight on these two matters, and now I will tell you the truth about something
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else before those mean people in Anarchy Inc. get ahold of it and twist the
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facts to make BtC sound less than normal. It appears that Bill has a great lust
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for two people in the MODEM {which, by the way, stands for MOdulator
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DEModulator} world; these two people are Commander Video and A MODEM User {You
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really should say MODEM in all capital letters since it is an acronym}.
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Aparently Commander Video is a buddy of his from that great BBS Affordable
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Harbor {which, sadly, I have never been able to check out for myself; I just
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believe Bill when he says how good it is}, and A MODEM User is, well, Uzer.
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Everyone knows him by now. I guess it is a kind of love/hate relationship there
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{at least on Bill's part; I doubt Uzer reciprocates}.
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Well, there you have it. I hope you take appropriate action as a result of
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the facts I have set straight here.
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The {friend of BtC} Motorhead
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(C) 1985 by Nobody in particular.
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