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Anarchy inc. ...proudly presents... 1/27/85
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------------ How to Tell if YOU are a Modem Geek!
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Written by: The $heik
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Let's face it. It's not one of life's greatest mysteries, such as if the
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light really turns off when you close the refrigerator door? And what the hell
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that little dog's name on Pettycoat Junction is? But have you ever wondered if
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you were a modem geek? Well, it's time for a SHEIK EXCLUSIVE. So, why not
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take the test, and find out...
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1. Is calling a Bulletin Board System the highlight of your day?
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2. If it weren't for modems, would your social life be nothing?
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3. Do you set your alarm in the middle of the night, just so you can get on
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the popular BBS of your town?
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4. Do you hang around the computer room at your school...on ALL your breaks?
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5. Is Steve Wozniak the man you would pick for the "Time Magazine Man of
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the Year" award?
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6. Do you sleep with your modem?
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7. Do you eat dinner in front of your modem...Every night?
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8. Do you find modems more intresting than that cute little blond in
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Biology?
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9. Would you turn down tickets to the Super Bowl, just so you can log-on to
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a system while everyone else if watching the game?
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10. Were you under ten when you got your modem?
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11. Do you like it when a system plans something for all the members (such
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as, to see a movie) so you can stay home, and log onto the system, while
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everyone else is meeting each other?
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12. Are you stereotyped as the "Computer Geek" at school?
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13. Is it impossible for somebody to talk to you on your voice line, without
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using a 2600 kz tone?
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14. Do you save up all your money, just so you can buy the newest modem each
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year, that rated a '10' with "Better Computing"?
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15. Do you think this year's superbowl champions were the New York Islanders?
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16. Do you auto-dial AE lines?
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17. Do you call your modem by name?
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18. Does the modem stimulate you in more ways than one?
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19. Do you have more than eight ball point pens in your pocket? Not to
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mention write-protect tabs, head cleaners, etc...
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20. Are you the VanMaster, the Champion Eternal, Matt Ackeret, Princess Leia,
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Inver Brass, The Jackal, or Mr. Maverick? (This last line was added by
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the Bullseye...)
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SCORING:
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if you answered 'YES' to none, then you're cool. No problem.
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1-2 You need to get your priorities straight.
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3-7 Well, it's not too late yet...Maybe, just maybe...
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8-12 Have your parents beat it out of you.
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13-16 Let's put it this way..."Revenge of the Nerds" was your movie.
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17-20 You're a modem geek. In other words, blow up your apple, and start
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your life over.
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And if you scored more than twenty, not only are you a modem geek, but you
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can't count! There were only twenty possible, bub.
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DISCLAIMER: Well, I hope we here at Anarchy inc. didn't offend anybody,
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but...hey...somebody had to do it.
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Have a nice day.
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$The Sheik$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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Anarchy inc. MCMLXXXV All tables reserved.
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