61 lines
3.5 KiB
Standard ML
61 lines
3.5 KiB
Standard ML
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Live Sex In Concert.
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how many cabbages does it take to fill up twelve empty buckets from taiwan
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when the premier of afghanistan has been assassinated by three upstart
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punk-rockers who call themselves, larry, curly, and moe, remember, take into
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account the fact that 3 quarts does not equal the amount of coke, on average,
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consumed in two weeks by a family of four chinese gorillas who have not yet had
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their dinner. Also remember that two plus two does not equal three because
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there are simply more there. don't forget that the year will soon be 1985
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because in that year george orwell is now dead thus leaving 10x3 new spaces
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available for crickets to roam the earth... remember crickets make loud noises,
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so loud, the in fact they are able to cause men to jump out of their sleeping
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bads and sleeping bags, also, and run into the mississippi river, which then
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Gill carry them out into the gulf of mexico which is the origin for many
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hurricanes because of its unusual weather patterns and also because of its
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somewhat odd shape. another word on odd shapes which may help to solve this
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problem, is that the world is not actually round, nor even close, when
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considered that when looking at it, it seems not even a circle because we have
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only two eyes which means that we can only see in two dimensions which means
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that it appears to be a little segment which is nothing near a circle, which
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isn't a sphere. thus it doesn't exist. take that into account. round to the
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nearest 5th decimal place. incidentally, 5 is the number of digits in the last
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5 digits of fred wallbanger's phone number. he lived in orange county, ca, with
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his lovely wife and obnoxious kids who would constantly use the phrase, "oh, but
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mom, i don't want to do that." Unfortunately, his wife was somewhat insane, and
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used to do unmentionable things to those poor unfortunate kids...
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you will need plenty of time to solve thing problem... here's some time, then
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i'll give you the solution in condensed form, with an explanation.
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timetimetimetimeitm... igot too much time on my hands. what a dumb song.
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lalalalla. time time itme. time. who says i can't type. i bet it was george
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fredman from ohio. he also had two lovely kids and an obnoxious wife, or was it
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a lovely wife and obnoxious kids. oh, well. he had one of those. poor him.
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well, time's up... do you have the answer. it's...
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42 ------------------
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6
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(42/6)*0+3.14159
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the 42 comes from somewhere, probably new york. the six comes direct from
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kansas. the zero is all you morons. the 3.14159 is strangely enough, pi. this
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is because pi was directly related to the number of cabbages that can fit in an
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empty bucket... etc. (taking into account all the various factors) hence,
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thence, and whence. it's 3.14159 rounded, of course.
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so, the next time someone asks you, "how many cabbages will fit into an empty
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bucket?" go ahead, say it, 3.14159. they'll think you're really smart and
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probably give you a medal or something really nifty neeto like that.
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incidentally, 'nifty neeto' was invented by the * original * nerd from san jose
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ca. his name was james q. quinface. people could not tell wether he was
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wearing shorts or jeans, from j.c. penny of course, quality, with reasonable
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prices. naturally, hencely, thusly and musly, he dumbed himself, king james and
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went on to be the kind of england nearly three hundred years earlier.
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fascinated,eh?
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anyways, you'll win all of this plus much more. wow
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