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"J" WHY THINK?
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Online Propaganda #1.23
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A message from the Idea Management Corporation
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An enterprise of the Ministry of the Public Mind.
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STOP THINKING!
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WHY BE BOTHERED?
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THINKING IS DOWNRIGHT DIFFICULT! Let the "J party" do the hard
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work for you. There is no reason why you should worry yourself
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with thought when there are trained professionals waiting to do it
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for you. You are not qualified to think, so stop struggling with
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difficult questions. We have _all_ the answers for you, either on
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file in out "J Database of Political and Philosophical Ideology
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(TM)," or in our heads waiting to become a "J Custom Thought (TM)"
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just for you!
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As a free demonstration of how the "J party" can relieve you
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of the burden of thought we will answer a few "difficult"
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questions. These questions have confused even the greatest
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independent minds of all time, causing frustration, anger,
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insanity, and even art! However, with the "Principles of Jism" all
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questions are simple! Just look at these:
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Q: "Why do I exist?"
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A: To serve the "J party" and the common good, and to follow
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the "Principles of Jism."
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Q: "How can I make a difference in this world?"
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A: By following the "Principles of Jism," working hard, being
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happy, and leaving the thinking to trained "J party"
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professionals.
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Q: "What do I want to do with my life?"
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A: You want to serve the "J party" loyally and be happy at all
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times.
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Q: "How can I be a better person?"
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A: By devoting your life unquestionably serving the "J party."
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Q: "Is there a God and an afterlife?"
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A: Yes, God is a loyal "J party" member working in our
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Ministry of Theological Resources, and the afterlife a
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"J party" sanctioned state of being.
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Q: How can I lead the good life?"
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A: With "J" you will be able to acquire all the material
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possessions, popularity and influence that we want. You
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will also discover that members of the opposite sex will
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look at you in a whole new light when you are a "Jist"
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See how easy it is when you don't have to think for yourself?
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Our easy to understand and follow answers are the key to a life of
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happiness without struggle. Eliminate indecision over courses of
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action which result from your inability to answer difficult life
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questions. Eliminate long, potentially productive hours wasted
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thinking. Stop being lost in your thoughts, let the "Principles of
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Jism" show you the way out. The "J party" is _the_ Anarcho-Fascist
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dada state for the _Information Anxiety Age_ we live in. With the
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"Principles of Jism" you can thwart the powers-that-be in their
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conspiracy to control you through the tyranny of independent
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thought.
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Thinking is a futile and often dangerous endeavor. Thinking
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brings question. Question often results in depression,
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dissatisfaction, and violence. Thinking also gives rise to foolish
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and counterproductive questions such as "Do I really exist?, "Was
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there a yesterday?", "Is there a God?", and "What color boxer-
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shorts should I wear today?". These are all irrelevant to the
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common good. Few will benefit from the color of your underwear or
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your religious/philosophical beliefs. In short, thinking subverts
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the common good.
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THE COMMON GOOD IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU ARE!
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What benefits most people will logically benefit you. If one
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thinks only of one's self, the end result will be disaster for all
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concerned. The cause of this damaging individualism is short-
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sighted, greedy, "free-thinking"! The more you think only of
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yourself, the more you are hurting yourself.
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INDIVIDUALISM IS BAD, IT SUBVERTS THE COMMON GOOD!
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BE A PART OF THE WHOLE!
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ROCK THE BOAT AND YOU WILL SINK WITH IT!
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The more freedom you have the more dangerous you become to the
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largest number of people, yourself included. Ultimate equality and
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true liberty can be achieved only through recognition of the
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insignificance of the individual and the common good!
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* * JOIN THE "J PARTY" NOW! * *
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Take the first step towards a happy, fulfilling life and join
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now. Free yourself from the burden of free thought and work for
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the common good as a loyal "Jist." If you join the "J party" now
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this is what you will receive for a $10.00 membership fee:
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* "J party" member identification card
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* "J party" Literature free for one year
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* Permission to attend "J party" functions
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Plus, you may also receive:
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* A discount on the "J Manifesto" when it is published in late 1993
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* Information on how to be appointed to a "J Party" Ministerial
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position even if the usual nepotistic methods of appointment
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are not available to you
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If you are not already convinced that you want to join the "J
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party" and live the life we truly want you to, free from the
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worries of challenging the status-quo, then send for more
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information immediately! Do not do yourself the disfavor of
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denying us the opportunity to send you further proof of the wisdom
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of the "Principle of Jism." Please send $1.00 with your request to
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cover printing and postage.
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*****************************************************************
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I WANT YOU TO THINK FOR ME!
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NAME: ______________________________________________
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ADDRESS: ___________________________________________
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CITY: __________________________________ STATE: ____
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COUNTRY: _____________________ POSTAL CODE: ________
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AGE: _______ IQ: ________ SEX: ____ INCOME: ________
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PHONE #: ___________________ S.S.#: ________________
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MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME: ______________________________
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RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION: _____________________________
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COLOR: ____________ HUE: ___________ TINT: _________
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CREDIT CARD NUMBERS: -------------------------------
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[ ] I want to join the "J party" immediately. Send me my
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membership materials. I have enclosed the $10
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membership fee.
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[ ] I don't want to join now, but I don't want to think for
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myself, either. I have enclosed $1 for additional info.
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Make checks or money orders payable to "The J party"
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Send to: "J party" H.Q. East
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ATTN: Ministry of Indoctrination
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159 West St.
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Lenox Ma 01240
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