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//T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN//
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/ Beer Drinking Games /
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/ By: The Penguin /
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/ For /
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/ The South Pole.......[312] 677-7140 /
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/ Apple Manor..........[716] 654-POOF /
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/ The Outpost..........[312] 441-6957 /
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//T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN/T-MEN//
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Beer: The preferred drink of most teenagers. Most people find it boring
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when all they have to do at a party is sit around and just drink. To pass the
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time, have a few good laughs, and make the stuff go down easier, people
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invented games to play with drinking beer.
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Quarters
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This is probably the most often and popular game around. It is rather
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simple. Get a case or so (depending on how long you want to play and how drunk
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you want to get should determine how much beer you need) and a small to medium
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sized glass no more than 3-5 inches high, and a quarter (any year). The best
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way to play is with 5-7 people and not all guys!
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Fill the glass as much as you want with beer and you're off! The object of
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the game is to get the quarter into the glass (this is harder than it sounds).
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To get the quarter into the glass you bounce it off the table. The best way is
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to put the glass about 6 inches away from where the quarter will bounce.
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After you get the quarter into the glass, give the glass to someone to
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guzzle (only cool people drink the quarter with the beer and spit out the
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quarter!). If a person gets the quarter in on a multiple of 3 (ie: 3,6,9...)
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he must drink.
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We play with a few variations that you may enjoy. One trick that is always
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a killer is after the person gets the quarter into the glass, he must point
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with his elbow to the person he wishes to drink. If he fails to do so then he
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must drink.
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Another variation is what we call "chance it". When a person "chances it"
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it is when he misses his shot and wishes to try again. The glass is then
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filled up a little more with beer and the person gets another chance. If he
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misses again, he must drink.
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My personal view on this one is unless you play with some people that are
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really hilarious, the game becomes rather boring. One other thing I forgot to
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mention was (this is cruel) is before you start playing, get everyone to gang
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up on one person, so when you start getting the quarters in, that person drinks
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all of them...Have fun!
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Thumper
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*******
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Thumper is my all-time favorite drinking game. Thumper is rather simple,
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each person has a sign (ie: middle finger, peace sign, etc) and one person
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starts by showing his sign and then doing someone elses sign. For example,
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let's say my sign is holding up my middle index finger (ie: the "fuck-you"
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finger) and another guy's sign is the peace sign. I show my sign and then the
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peace sign. The guy with the peace sign gives his sign then someone elses.
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If a person fucks up, he must drink the amount of beer that was poured into
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the glass. A person fucks up if he gives a wrong sign, takes too long to show
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someone else's sign, messes up someone's sign, or just didn't pay attention
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when someone did his sign.
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After half an hour or more the game really starts to get fun. People are
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getting kinda buzzed and start fucking up more and more. The best way to play
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this is with as many people as possible. Each person should have a unique and
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hard to reproduce sign.
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Personally I think this is one of the best games around. If you get the
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right people you can have one helluva game! My favorite sign is making your
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fingers like the letter V (peace sign) and sticking your tongue between the two
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fingers. Enjoy!
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Hi Bob!
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*******
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This game is rather interesting. Does anyone remember the old Bob Newhart
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Show? It was a pretty good show. In every show someone always says "Hi Bob"
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to Bob. It happens quite often within the show.
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Get a bunch of people and sit around and put on The Bob Newhart Show. Every
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time someone says "Hi Bob!", everybody drinks.
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You can do this with other TV shows, like All in the Family (the old
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versions). Every time Archie says "Hey meathead" (or just Meathead) everybody
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drinks.
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All in all, not a bad game...Enjoy!
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Flower
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******
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This is one of the newer games that I have learned. It has turned out to be
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one of the better ones also. To play the game you will need about 6-8 people,
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a glass for each one (the same type of glass for each one would be the best),
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and a shitload of beer. The glasses should be about 3-5 inches high (same as
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Quarters). You will need a table that will allow a quarter to bounce. Oh
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yeah, you need a quarter too.
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Arrange the glasses in a circular pattern on the table. After that is done,
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take another glass and put it in the center of the other glasses so it looks
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like this:
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(o - glass)
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o
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o o
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o o o
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o o
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(Due to the reason that I cannot make a perfect circle, the figure is not
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drawn that way, but in the game make sure to arrange the glasses in more of a
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circle.). When you finish arranging the glasses, fill each one half-way (or
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more or less if you wish) with beer. Fill the center glass to almost full.
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Next, each person sits in front of his glass. The game begins by someone
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bouncing the quarter into one of the glasses. If he misses, the next guy gets
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a chance and so on until you decide to quit. If a person gets the quarter in
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his glass (the one he should be sitting in front of) he gives his glass of beer
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to anyone playing to drink. If the quarter goes in any of the other glasses,
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the person to whom that glass belongs (IE: the person sitting in front of that
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specific glass) drinks the beer in his glass.
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The real exciting part of the game occurs when someone bounces the quarter
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into the center glass. When this happens everyone grabs their glass as quickly
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as possible and guzzles!!! The last person to put his glass down on the table
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(signifying (sp?) that he has finished drinking) drinks the beer in the center
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glass.
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Overall, this game gets pretty exciting, especially if the quarter gets in
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the center glass a lot!! Enjoy!
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This has been a T-men production
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Please leave all credits intact
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